Sarcastician

A person who practices sarcasm as profession i.e one who often resort to sarcasm in whatever situation mindlessly

He is a seasoned sarcastician

Sarcastician by mounteverest November 6, 2009

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Sarcastian

One who has mastered the arts and letters of sarcastic speech. No, really...

Andrew the Emo Cat: AmAzing! This Oregon weather has got me jumping_up_and_down.

Neo: You must think you're awesome. Freaking sarcastians....

Sarcastian by bobross April 27, 2011

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Sarcastica

Font used in internet conversation to denote sarcasm.

Most browsers, IM clients and email applications do not have sarcastica installed thereby leading to ambiguity and confusion in text based conversations.

Sarcastica was invented to prevent these situations by the Minister of Practicality in 2010 and has yet to find mainstream adoption. Despite it's practicality and usefulness universal adoption was deemed to be 'a whole thing'.

Sam: What are you doing tomorrow?
Frodo: Heading off to Mordor to destroy the One Ring of Power and save the world from the Dark Lord's wrath. Wanna come?
Sam: WTF? You serious?
Frodo: nah, kidding. My sarcastica font isn't working again.

Sarcastica by exalen November 27, 2010

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sarcasticlap

A slow clap created in situations of extreme sarcasm or when sarcasm is due.
Also applicable to ironic or satirical situations.

After the dead silence sat for a while following Nancy's horrible joke, I felt a sarcasticlap was in order and did so deliver.

Clap.........Clap.........clap.

sarcasticlap by TheFloyd April 17, 2008