Sarah Jessica Porker

One of the fill-in actress' for Sara Jessica Parker, however, she is rarely used since she's so damn fat

Sarah Jessica Porker is 90 pounds overweight

by Xtreme2252 June 2, 2009

Sarah Jessica Parker Syndrome

The "condition" suffered women who are widely regarded by women and gay men as being beautiful and stylish, but are recognized by straight men as being quite homely and totally unappealing.

Madonna is one of several celebrities who suffers from Sarah Jessica Parker Syndrome.

by grandy427 October 17, 2008

sarah jessica parker

An actress who has the most annoying scream in the world, and a head that is shaped like a foot.

Brian: The FCC are censoring anything that might be viewed as unpleasant.
Peter: What the hell? They let Sarah Jessica Parker's face on TV and she looks like a foot.

by Cazz February 6, 2006

Sarah Jessica Parker

A horse. Most commonly known as Seabiscuit. Gandalf's white horse, Hidalgo, the Black Stalion, and Mr. Ed the talking horse.

Rick: "Dude, did you see Lord of the Rings: the Two Towers?"
Teddy: "Yeah, Sarah Jessica Parker looked well groomed."

by -pandabear.tumblr.com July 12, 2011

Sarah Jessica Parker

A materialistic bitch who looks like she has a horse face.

Holy crap! That horse looks like Sarah Jessica Parker!

by The Strange Duck July 25, 2008

sarah jessica parker

An unsightly, cheap prostitute that resembles a horse.

Man, I think I got horse AIDS from that $20 sarah jessica parker last weekend!

by Gary Jonston April 30, 2008

Sarah Jessica Parker Effect

When an obviously unattractive or disfigured celebrity is heralded by quotidian females as the pinnacle of beauty much to the bemusement of heterosexual males.

Jim: Man, I just had a terrible blind date set up by your girlfriend. She claimed that she was hot, but when I sat down, all I saw was an anorexic harpy with a botched nose job.

Johnny: You're a victim of the Sarah Jessica Parker effect.

by alecb July 25, 2007