Sarah Jessica Porker
One of the fill-in actress' for Sara Jessica Parker, however, she is rarely used since she's so damn fat
Sarah Jessica Porker by Xtreme2252 June 2, 2009
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Sarah Jessica Parker Syndrome
The "condition" suffered women who are widely regarded by women and gay men as being beautiful and stylish, but are recognized by straight men as being quite homely and totally unappealing.
Sarah Jessica Parker Syndrome by grandy427 October 17, 2008
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Brian: The FCC are censoring anything that might be viewed as unpleasant.
Peter: What the hell? They let Sarah Jessica Parker's face on TV and she looks like a foot.
Peter: What the hell? They let Sarah Jessica Parker's face on TV and she looks like a foot.
sarah jessica parker by Cazz February 6, 2006
Sarah Jessica Parker
A horse. Most commonly known as Seabiscuit. Gandalf's white horse, Hidalgo, the Black Stalion, and Mr. Ed the talking horse.
Rick: "Dude, did you see Lord of the Rings: the Two Towers?"
Teddy: "Yeah, Sarah Jessica Parker looked well groomed."
Teddy: "Yeah, Sarah Jessica Parker looked well groomed."
Sarah Jessica Parker by -pandabear.tumblr.com July 12, 2011
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Sarah Jessica Parker by The Strange Duck July 25, 2008
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sarah jessica parker by Gary Jonston April 30, 2008
Sarah Jessica Parker Effect
When an obviously unattractive or disfigured celebrity is heralded by quotidian females as the pinnacle of beauty much to the bemusement of heterosexual males.
Jim: Man, I just had a terrible blind date set up by your girlfriend. She claimed that she was hot, but when I sat down, all I saw was an anorexic harpy with a botched nose job.
Johnny: You're a victim of the Sarah Jessica Parker effect.
Johnny: You're a victim of the Sarah Jessica Parker effect.
Sarah Jessica Parker Effect by alecb July 25, 2007
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