Noun: one who porks.
I porked my girlfriend last night, so I guess that makes me a porker.
by Analsworth March 06, 2021
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Classification of an obese person that
has no will to help themselves lose weight.
"Hey check it out, that PORKER sure is puttin those three woppers away pretty easy!"
by shoVel July 20, 2004
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Noun: A word for someone who is accused of sexually mollesting animals. For example, someone who raped a dog (got milkboned) would be a porker. Someone who raped a pig (got porked by a pig) would also be a porker. Used most popularly as an insult.
I heard she was so desparate that she got milkboned by her dog! What a porker!
by Kitty January 25, 2005
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Someone who, no matter what your argument or how you frame your beliefs/ideas will just not listen.

Basically someone who says, "Listen, I know I am right and if you try to change my mind with facts and logic I won't listen and I will consider you a pos for even attempting to do so!"
Karen: How could you possibly think that citing Wikipedia as a source is acceptable!
Guy: Okay Karen, stop being such a fucking porker.
by Pepperboiknowledge July 26, 2020
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A rude name for a fat person
"I was an absolute porker before I started hitting the gym."
by Suburbanz71 November 19, 2017
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Anyone who lives in Newburyport, MA and supports the Clippers. Rude and stuck up sports players who don't play by the rules
Dude! We're gunna WRECK those Porkers!
by a-town4lyfe January 06, 2010
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