SantaHat 

Eh… It’s just a person who plays Gorilla Tag and well, isn’t the best at the game but makes good content.

Is that? Santahat? Huh, he’s not the best but whatever

SantaHat by santahat April 16, 2022

Santahatting

Over-explaining something that should be obvious or common knowledge.

Woody: "The girl was playing a ukulele. You know, the instrument that looks like a tiny guitar with 4 strings-"
Wilcox: "We all know what a ukulele is Woody, stop santahatting it!"

Santahatting by RoseyGirl25 November 4, 2021

Santagato 

Known as an infectious disease, which causes stalking, drooling, amazing tuesdays, and laughing your ass off. Santagato has been isolated to a small area in New York known as Astoria named as being start of infection. The quarantine area currently holds approximately 192,000 patients in counting, but is quickly spreading to Canada and Asia. Signs and Symptoms of Santagato are classified as follows:

In Teens:

1. Best Tuesdays Ever
2. Stalking

3. Tweeting, and being a fan of Santagato

4. Claiming to not stalk

In Adults:

1. All of the above

2. Seeing their children on the internet a lot more than often
3. You refer to yourself as a Santagato Fan Mom
4. Constantly asking who this Joe fellow is

If you see Santagato or any signs of Santagato, keep watching and hopefully the level of attractiveness will go away. Santagato has been known to infect people within 5 minutes. Once you have experience Santagato you cannot be cured. Just like herpes, it will keep coming back.

I went to Astoria and totally got Santagato'd.

Santagato by ChaMarJan August 6, 2012

Santagato 

Leaving downtown New York to an upper-class suburban area and paying $457 for a hair cut that looks like a 7 year old who wouldn’t sit still in the barbers chair.

Danny would rather leave New York than be forced by his employer to get The Santagato.

Santagato by kwill2 January 19, 2021

Santa hat 

The act of one fag jerking off another fag until his dick is really red, and then the red dick fag blows the other until he shoots his load all over the tip of the red dicked fag's penis, therefore sort of resembling a Santa hat.

HO! HO! HO! There won't be any cookies this year but there sure as hell will be a lot of milk! Yum yum yum!

"What do you want for Christmas, little Joshua?" "I already have my two front teeth, but I would sure like a Santa hat!"

Santa hat by Saklickr1414 December 6, 2006

santabation 

the act of masturbating masturbation during the time of the Christmas season.

This Christmas I santabated four times.

santabation by Peter Johnson May 27, 2005

Joe Santagato 

Glizzy, more specifically, a less than average glizzy.

Wow! My Joe Santagato is incredibly tiny!

Joe Santagato by notjoesantagato January 6, 2023