Sanjoya

Sanjoya is a cutest girl you ever met. She is a true love of Aaryan. They are lil-bit emotional but a lot strong and opens up to some rare peoples . If she opens up to you then never ever break her trust .

There she is....miss Sanjoya...My love

by SICKJAAT April 14, 2022

Sanjaya Malakar

Part Indian part Italian guy from Washington currently on American Idol. Not a very good singer, his sister was better. Has long lucious beautiful hair and likes to change hair styles to suit the occasion. Also loves to do the hula.

Sexuality is pending.

me: damn did you see Sanjaya Malakar do the hula?
friend: yeah thats the hula girls do
me: LOL

by A proud gay guy named Johnny March 21, 2007

The Sanjaya Effect

The ability of a mediocre or poor performer to rouse the support of the masses.

Also, a competition in which the popularity of an individual is valued more than their ability to perform.

That guy can't dance at all! Why wasn't he voted off this week?

I don't know...it must be the Sanjaya Effect.

by isiro drake July 20, 2007

Sanjaya Factor

1. (n) The practice of retaining an obviously unsuitable candidate, contestant or participant, long after they deserve consideration, chiefly for comic effect.

Despite solid dancing, the Sanjaya Factor was the primary cause of casting decisions in Riverwalk Playhouse's production of "Anything Goes."

by the kitsch parade May 8, 2008

Dirty Sanjaya

While performing anal sex with a partner doggy style, the pitcher periodically wipes his shaft free of shit and pre-cum with the palm of one hand, and grabs ahold of a handful of his partner's hair. He holds each shaft of hair until the shit dries it into a rigid ponytail. He then continues wiping and switching hands, creating a row of shit-stiff ponytails down the center of his partner's head, until she is left with a ponyhawk in the style of American Idol's Sanjaya.

It took me so long to cum ass-fucking her last night, I started giving her a Dirty Sanjaya.

by PantsBulge June 30, 2009

Sanjayarrhea

Sanjayarrhea is a severe and uncontrollable increase in the frequency and viscosity of bowel movements resulting from the overuse of hair care products combined with regular consumption of Indian food.
Sanjayarrhea should be distinguished from other conditions that can be confused with it. Although they may accompany Sanjayarrhea, they often have different causes. These other conditions are:
1. Incontinence of stool, which is the inability to control (delay) bowel movements until an appropriate time, i.e., until American Idol rewind is over.
2. An unforeseen rectal urgency which accompanies a fart that is so strong it overcomes all attempts at control. See shartalanche.
3. Incomplete evacuation, which is a sensation that another bowel movement is necessary soon after a bowel movement, See Chriscrockerahea.

That Chicken Tikka Makhani was awesome but the next thing I knew I was blowing Sanjayarrhea all over my new car.

Halfway through getting her highlights done Britney noticed Sanjayarrhea dribbling down her leg; unfortunately, she did not make it to the toilet.

by David L Miller October 19, 2007

Sanjaya-ed

Obviously to everyone but yourself you are being conned or tricked by someone to think they are great

Carlos:WHy is Christy dating that guy with the explosive acne?
Me:Its obvious shes being Sanjaya-ed

by squid2 April 16, 2007