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Samuel Kim 

The best person who ever lived, except Jebus
Samuel!!!!!!!!!OMG ITS SAMUEL KIM!!!!!!!!
Samuel Kim by KMKIKMIM March 31, 2020

samuelia 

Samuelia means "one who is a gift"brings life to any place there at can be annoying but funny and their absolutely gorgus and their friends love them
Hi samuelia.....samuelia's here!
samuelia by Urban wise person April 25, 2019

Samuelite 

Kevin Samuels minions/zealots who are quick to quote Kevin Samuels' critiques on women but refuse to work on themselves. They often make claims to be "high value men" without meeting any of the criteria listed by Samuels himself. They use Samuel's harsh criticism of women as an excuse to be demeaning and condescending to women and love to use his buzzwords without any accountability for his own actions. Signs you are dating a Samuelite include false claims of being an alpha male and being asked what you bring to the table. They refer to him as the Godfather and don't see anything wrong with what he has to say or how he says it. They are quick to reference your feminine energy whenever you respond without an ounce of authority to their stupidity.
Girl how was your date last night?

It would've been great but he turned out to be a Samuelite.
Samuelite by SuperCoolJesusGirl September 21, 2021

samuelbillqvist 

a cunt.
he is a real samuelbillqvist
samuelbillqvist by apa94 January 9, 2018

Samuelia 

Someone who is loved by all and is beautiful this person is rear such as the name if you get a samuelia keep them close because your lucky
Hey samuelia
Samuelia by Urban wise person April 25, 2019

Samuelis Wardis 

A rare species of exotic bird commonly found around military barracks and often places of alcoholic consumption. Known to walk with an awkward gait and occasionally makes loud screeching sounds in combination with flapping in the presence of a female. While on the flip side, interest in females is demonstrated with a strange "bobbing" of his long head and neck that is distinct. Conversations with said females are both minimal and often inconsequential. Water is regarded as a foreign substance, the diet consists of Jack Daniels and toasted croissants.
"Look at that Samuelis Wardis attempting a mating dance over there, poor fellow"
"The poor Samuelis Wardis has no skills with the woman and has the inability to defend himself unless inebriated"
Samuelis Wardis by OsamaBinPapa September 10, 2019
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026
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