Sampsquanch

Another term for a hairy, ape-like being that resides prominently in the mountains of British Columbia. (i.e sasquatch).

Holy shit, did you just see that massive Sampsquanch?

by butteryturd January 11, 2010

Samsquanch

Improper pronounciation of the word "Sasquatch".

On the Canadian TV show "The Trailer Park Boys" the character named "Bubbles" pronounces Sasquatch "Samsquanch".

by kodiakmartin September 3, 2008

samsquantch

Large Furry Drunken Animal That Roams a Trailer Park and Get's Beat Up By To Guys Named Ricky and Bubbles...

"F*** Ricky! There'S One O' Them Samsquantch'S At Muh Door!!!"

by Frikkin Lahey March 10, 2008

Samsquamch

This is another name for the creature known as "Sasquatch". Other common names include "Abominable Snowman", "Yeti", "North American Great Ape", and "Bigfoot".

The term Samsquamch arose from the popular Canadian television show "The Trailer Park Boys" as coined by the character Bubbles as played by Mike Smith.

If you're going camping in Canada, keep an eye out for the legendary Samsquamch!

by Tiger Striped Dog April 24, 2008

Samsquanch

A Canadian big foot

Look out for the samsquanch.

by Demarcus May 31, 2018

Samsquamch

the scientific name for Sasquatch.

ex1. Bubbles: What if its a samsquamch? Julian: bubbles they dont exist. Bubbles: you tell that to all the people that got eaten by them. Greasy bastards.

by kybro07 February 4, 2010

Samsquach

Samsqauch, noun, a samsquach is large hairy, sweaty person who assaults your eyes by eating a burger or sandwich poorly, while whooping and/or grunting.

"You didn't tell me your mom is a samsquach. The wedding'a off."

by Mokee September 13, 2014