samsquanching 

When you go commando in the woods and a honey packet bursts open in your pocket— you have turned into the Honey Dick. You go into the woods to become the full honey dick ass samsquach all squanched in honey like that ingrain Sam Losco from Trailer Park Boys.

Winnie the Poo inhabits a perpetural state of samsquanching as he is unable to separate the honey from his dick and pants.

samsquanching by Ingrain420 October 9, 2019

de-sasquatching 

The process of remove large sums of hair from the body as seen on Reddit /r/AskWomen

Girl 1: How long does it take you to shower?
Girl 2: It's around 10-15 minutes usually unless I'm doing a full on de-sasquatching which can bump up the time to 20-30 min.

de-sasquatching by LeftyGuns July 25, 2014

Sasquatching 

Sasquatching is to do nothing with your day because you deserve it!
To be cosy, relaxed and chilled out on a weekend with no plans.
The ideal Sasquatch; watch tv/read, stay in pyjamas/bed eat lots of food and nap

“Say, Mike, what are your plans for the weekend?”

“Oh you know me... I’ll be in the house, Sasquatching”

Sasquatching by Tru_definition November 10, 2018

Sasquatching 

Short Guys who only like or are attrached to very tall girls 6foot plus....Guys who only date tall girls.....Guys who are sexually aroused by very tall women....Guys who like girls taller than them....

Damn , that dude is Sasquatching !!! Hes 5'3" and shes at least 6'5" !!!!

If you have to jump to give your girl a kiss , your Sasquatching Bro !!!!!

Sasquatching by Heyman3000 March 7, 2010

Sasquatching 

The act of being fully nude and moving from your room to the bathroom in the middle of the night despite having roommates that will potentially see you.

“I got home late last night and saw Breandan Sasquatching back to his room. Couldn’t really make much out though since it was too dark.”

Sasquatching by Gigglefister February 23, 2020

sasquatching 

walking while taking large steps and waving your arms in a virtacle motion, when a car comes by, you turn your head and scream at them and then continue to walk.

sally was sasquatching all afternoon.

sasquatching by apersonnn August 31, 2011

Sasquatching 

Receiving a hand job from Sasquatch in a cave while being hung. This should be done by Sasquatch's feet.

Originally from "The Nerdist" with Chris Hardwick.

Chris and Jonah are hiding from the zombie apocalypse in the wintery north Sasquatching together.

Sasquatching by SFJ-Man October 31, 2011