A fat ass that has skinny legs and devours pubulsecent boys, extreamly ugly and wears toothpaste as deodorant. Uses boys semen for shampoo. They are typicaly found in schools or are the Santa Clauses at malls during christmas.
Can also be used the describe a specific area where a samsquench is, or roams in that area.
Can also be used the describe a specific area where a samsquench is, or roams in that area.
by bigshitass May 6, 2011
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Large Furry Drunken Animal That Roams a Trailer Park and Get's Beat Up By To Guys Named Ricky and Bubbles...
by Frikkin Lahey March 10, 2008
Get the samsquantch mug.This is another name for the creature known as "Sasquatch". Other common names include "Abominable Snowman", "Yeti", "North American Great Ape", and "Bigfoot".
The term Samsquamch arose from the popular Canadian television show "The Trailer Park Boys" as coined by the character Bubbles as played by Mike Smith.
The term Samsquamch arose from the popular Canadian television show "The Trailer Park Boys" as coined by the character Bubbles as played by Mike Smith.
by Tiger Striped Dog April 24, 2008
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the scientific name for Sasquatch.
ex1. Bubbles: What if its a samsquamch? Julian: bubbles they dont exist. Bubbles: you tell that to all the people that got eaten by them. Greasy bastards.
by kybro07 February 4, 2010
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"You didn't tell me your mom is a samsquach. The wedding'a off."
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