Samsqwanch 

Same as the Yeti, Bigfoot, Chewbacca, Sasquatch and many different names the creature is called.

This particular name is a reference from the movie "Trailer Park Boys" the nickname was commonly used by Bubbles.
(Bubbles is one of the characters in the movie)

"Holy f*** Ricky, it's a mother f***in' Samsqwanch!"
"There's a mother f***in' Samsqwanch at my door, what do I do?"

Samsqwanch by Soapaosin November 14, 2013

Samsquanch

Improper pronounciation of the word "Sasquatch".

On the Canadian TV show "The Trailer Park Boys" the character named "Bubbles" pronounces Sasquatch "Samsquanch".

Samsquanch by kodiakmartin September 3, 2008

samsquantch 

Large Furry Drunken Animal That Roams a Trailer Park and Get's Beat Up By To Guys Named Ricky and Bubbles...

"F*** Ricky! There'S One O' Them Samsquantch'S At Muh Door!!!"

samsquantch by Frikkin Lahey March 10, 2008

Samsquamch 

This is another name for the creature known as "Sasquatch". Other common names include "Abominable Snowman", "Yeti", "North American Great Ape", and "Bigfoot".

The term Samsquamch arose from the popular Canadian television show "The Trailer Park Boys" as coined by the character Bubbles as played by Mike Smith.

If you're going camping in Canada, keep an eye out for the legendary Samsquamch!

Samsquamch by Tiger Striped Dog April 24, 2008

Samsquanch

A Canadian big foot

Look out for the samsquanch.

Samsquanch by Demarcus May 31, 2018

Samsquamch 

the scientific name for Sasquatch.

ex1. Bubbles: What if its a samsquamch? Julian: bubbles they dont exist. Bubbles: you tell that to all the people that got eaten by them. Greasy bastards.

Samsquamch by kybro07 February 4, 2010

Samsquach 

Samsqauch, noun, a samsquach is large hairy, sweaty person who assaults your eyes by eating a burger or sandwich poorly, while whooping and/or grunting.

"You didn't tell me your mom is a samsquach. The wedding'a off."

Samsquach by Mokee September 13, 2014