Sampsonite
The most epic gamer dude who you will ever meet and will stick with you through tough times he is blessed by the yod and hamood himself.
Sampsonite by Bert alert November 22, 2020
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uncle sampsonite
"Marquisha: Yo how much lean you drink last night nigga"
"DraQuan: Enough to pass into the 12 realm and get raped by old Uncle Sampsonite my niBBA"
"DraQuan: Enough to pass into the 12 realm and get raped by old Uncle Sampsonite my niBBA"
uncle sampsonite by PapaLewy January 27, 2017
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Uncle Samsonite
Uncle Samsonite is a mythical beast started by the youtuber Jake Bowen. His origin derives from a video of Jake, his twin brother Larry, and one I could not identify where it shows 3 people watching TV, one dressed as 'Uncle Samsonite'. In later years Jake Bowen came back with an animated video called 'Uncle Samsonite Pays a Visit'. This eventually turned into the youtube series known as Uncle Samsonite. In this youtube series Uncle Samsonite is eating the soul of Jake. The trademark song of this youtube series would have to be Ginuwine - Pony.
Uncle Samsonite by defnotdgrawns March 1, 2017
Suckass Samsonite
A gritty and angry little nickname I coined as a child for my peripatetic father who frequently left me at home in the boring United States while he traveled all over the world having interesting adventures.
I was standing at the front door for what seemed like the hundredth time saying goodbye to him and after glancing downward at his worn, blue suitcase, I uttered, “See you sometime, Suckass Samsonite, have a nice trip!”
Suckass Samsonite by Dr Bunnygirl June 12, 2021
Uncle Samsonite
The glorious interdimensional God. With powers on par with Mama Kathy and Chef Boyardee. To this great magnificent creature off brand items from Kroger and Wal-mart are signs of infidelity. To capture his presence one must play 'Pony' by Ginuwine.
Uncle Samsonite by Dankmemes4jesus July 7, 2018
Tijuana Samsonite
Juan checked his Tijuana Samsonite at the ticket counter.
She picked up her Tijuana Samsonite in baggage claim
She picked up her Tijuana Samsonite in baggage claim
Tijuana Samsonite by pointswhore July 30, 2018
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