Definitions by Dankmemes4jesus

Gabagooch

When a jersey woman is run and that shit looks like Arby's roast beef

Would've tapped it but that gabagooch steered me off.

Gabagooch by Dankmemes4jesus February 7, 2026

Uncle Samsonite

The glorious interdimensional God. With powers on par with Mama Kathy and Chef Boyardee. To this great magnificent creature off brand items from Kroger and Wal-mart are signs of infidelity. To capture his presence one must play 'Pony' by Ginuwine.

Uncle Samsonite, is a devorer of memes.

Uncle Samsonite by Dankmemes4jesus July 7, 2018