sampsonitis

A sickness where someone calls you over excessively.

1. Dang man, that one coach be blowing my cell phone up! I think that dudes got sampsonitis!

2. I was so drunk last night that I gave my number to this one nasty girl. Dude...I think she got 3rd degree sampsonitis cause shes called me about 30 times already!

by AsianPersuasian March 21, 2008

Simpsonitis

Originating in the Yonge and Eglinton area of Toronto Canada. It Is the act of getting very high on Percocet and drunk off Smirnoff Ice or Coors Light. It entails calling everyone around you a “cunt” while feverishly scratching there neck, face, and penis due to the Percocet high. A small penis accompanies this disorder along with mild confusion and retardation. Affected hosts also try and use speech to text on there IPhones but can not properly be understood due to having a partial cock in there mouth. (Sometimes just the tip)

GROUP TEXT CONVERSATION:

Jason: I’m gonna now the wall with beard candy ape ape!
Bosco: wtf?!? Is this Yorkie?

Carlos: jason take the whole cock out of your mouth bro

Jason: cunt I’m going to climb a tree with my pony and cjdnfkxcn

Jj: even the tip pops!... even the tip....

Matt: I’m so high right now...

Bosco: cunts got a case of the Simpsonitis!

by Double triple August 17, 2020

jessica simpsonitis

Hot girl without a clue.

She has a bad case of Jessica Simpsonitis!

by Hurrel January 14, 2005

uncle sampsonite

This nigga will rape anyone and anything, i mean he is amazingly horny 24/7.

"Marquisha: Yo how much lean you drink last night nigga"
"DraQuan: Enough to pass into the 12 realm and get raped by old Uncle Sampsonite my niBBA"

by PapaLewy January 27, 2017

samsonitis

A disease of owning a "Rock" or a Samsung device

People who own rocks have samsonitis.

by Samsungsucks69 February 28, 2016

Sampsonite

The most epic gamer dude who you will ever meet and will stick with you through tough times he is blessed by the yod and hamood himself.

" Hey, sampsonite got 4 points in baseball yesterday"

by Bert alert November 22, 2020

Simptonitis

The common disease you catch when simping too hard... Once you get this disease, there is no cure... Only spreading throughout your vicinity.

Symptoms include; obsessing over Tv show or movie characters, screaming into your pillow over a TV show or movie, gluing photos of you and your favorite character together, & knowing everything about your favorite character

``My doctor told me I have simptonitis... He said I can't get rid of it.. Ever.``

by Roadk!ll August 12, 2022