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A rare obese species that has passed down from prehistoric times, this species eats its own species also it is severely vulnerable to diseases such as ligma,BOFA and type 2 sawcon. This creature speaks pure Sugondese and is infuriated by the words "Ob ob". This species may be familiar to you if you have watched willy wonka and the chocolate factory its ancestors are oompa loompas
Oh look it's a wild Saltans
Saltans by Sugondeseboi6969 March 18, 2019
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satans sacrificial waterfall 

Is satans sacrificial waterfall gone yet?

Sultans Of Swing

One of the best songs ever written, by the band "Dire Straits".
Surpasses all the mainstream crap of today in EVERY aspect, but still it's VERY unknown in the young generation of today.
Josh: Did you listen to "Dire Straits - Sultans Of Swing"? It blew me away!
Peter: Sultans of the what?
*Josh slaps Peter*
Josh: Sultans Of The Swing you mainstream bitch!
Sultans Of Swing by Urik March 15, 2007

Satans Cheese 

A scalding hot orb of either sunflower or olive oil located in the centre of most hollow pastas such s macaroni, or penne. This killer of taste buds is known to burn your tongue no matter how cold the meal is, leaving your exciting meal to become a death trap.
shit boys, i just ruined my day with satans cheese
Satans Cheese by rougedanno May 8, 2014

satans silly string 

Ejaculation of semen that gets in contact with water, making it very sticky and hard to get rid of. Most of the time it occurs in the shower when one ejaculates and tries to wash it off with water, but instead makes it 10x worse and harder to wash off. This is known as one of satans dirtiest tricks.
dude dont try and rinse off your skeet in the shower it will just turn into satans silly string.

I was finishing myself off in the shower cause my brother was gonna take one and as i was walking out i ended up with satans silly string all over my body.

I heard neill jacks off in the shower.
man, he must deal with satans silly string alot.
satans silly string by Harry Kuant November 17, 2009

sultans of ping 

The most fucking amazing Irish band from Cork. Come on who else could sing about losing their jumper and make it sound good?
Also known as sultans of ping F.C

Dancin at the diso bumper to bumper wait a minute Wheres me jumper?

satans blood 

noun

Refers to Crud oil.
The greed for the procuring of Satans blood , is the single leading factor in the conflicts and wars in the world.
satans blood by Baron Neville February 3, 2017