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Saltan

To love oneself unconditionally while at the same time to be completely oblivious to the fact that you're actually annoying everyone within a 200 mile radius.

Putting oneself before everyone and everything that actually matters, being the centre of your own attention, and thinking that the whole world loves you for it.
Dude, you're so up your own ass you're practially Saltan.

I thought that everyone loved me, turned out I was just pulling a Saltan.
by DeeAy June 6, 2007
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dude saltan is a sexy stoner guy
by Anonymous June 16, 2003
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Saltan Pepper

A Saltan Pepper is the person who NOBODY LIKES and acts as if they like you, and agree with you, but are actually salty. And will talk smack and snitch behind your very ass. The common saltan pepper pretends to be pepper - but is actually saltan.
That little snitching saltan pepper
by Sub to Saltan Pepper May 4, 2020
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Hurts Like Satan

Term used by fans of Jared Leto to describe what it feels like to have sex with him. Thus giving way to the nickname of Satan when referring to his massive penis.
Holy guacamole it hurts like Satan. I may never walk again.
by DoOrDie December 9, 2014
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Hotter than Satan's gooch

A term used when describing how hot and humid it is (most commonly used in Texas), compares the temperature of a room to the area between Satan's testicles and asshole
Guy 1 "We need to fix the AC unit, it's, like, 100 degrees in here!"
Guy 2 "I know, it's hotter than Satan's gooch in here!"
by KnightStormer2 April 26, 2015
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Santan Dave

One of the best upcoming rappers in the U.K right now. Loads of potential to become the best, body of a 19 year old but brain of a 35 year old.
Santan Dave is one wise fella
by ManLike10 November 20, 2017
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Church of Satan

Many people have misconceptions about the Church of Satan, believing that the members are devil worshipers. However, in reality, this is all false. The Church of Satan is a group of atheists and the only reason that Satan is used is because their founder, Anton LaVey, believed Satan to be a good representation of Man's True Nature.
Overall, the Church of Satan is far better rounded and has better morals than any Christian, Catholic, or any other religion will ever be.
The Church of Satan was founded by Anton LaVey in the 1960s.
by KAMISAMA HATES YOU November 10, 2016
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