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salometer 

A salometer is a unit of measuring how much salami is in 1 meter.
A salometer was made by the YouTuber Flamingo.
Hey that area has 1 salometer!
salometer by AmNow December 24, 2020

Greta Salpeter 

Born Febuary 12, 1988, she Ex-singer/pianist of The Hush Sound, now has a solo career. She is gorgeous and cute and dorky. She is a vegan. She has guest- starred on Forgive Durden's Razia's Shadow concept album. She has worked with musical genius Patrick Stump on THS's second studio album, Like Vines, and multi-talented Brendon Urie on the song, "Don't Wake Me Up".
Greta is talented.
Greta is beautiful.
Greta is dorky.
Greta has a great voice and can play more instruments than you.
LOVE HER.
1. "Wow, Greta Salpeter's voice is just stunning!"
2. "I wish I was Greta Salpeter! Her curls are to die for!"
3. "Greta Salpeter deserves a Grammy."

saltpeter 

Potassium nitrate (KNO3), a substance used in explosives (usually gunpowder) and fertilizers.

Contrary to popular urban legend, saltpeter has no effect on libido, and too many side effects (high fever, etc.) to be used even if it did.
The army doesn't want to kill our soldiers with saltpeter. They want our enemies to do it.
saltpeter by red_beard_neo April 14, 2004

Slopester 

A person with a grotesquely large nose, usually saggy and/or bumpy like a ski slope.
Abby was yet again rejected by another guy for the third time this week. Sighing, she states, “I’m not kidding, Anna. It’s literally because of my slopester!”
Slopester by Ornage 🍊 December 10, 2021

shlopetti 

When you are getting head from a girl and it sounds like she is eating spaghetti.
Yo Aj, you need to get some good shlopetti so you don’t feel sad.
shlopetti by H. Marshall April 10, 2019
Salette is a hot girl she may come as a fuckgirl but she's a great loving beautiful girl who's crazy amazing! She's the girl you'll chase But will never catch😂 Unless you're a rat like nathan😂
Salette is
Salette by Fcyyyycyxx June 26, 2017