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The new religion founded in 2000 by the one and only KingKai
the religion is the most easiest religion there is.
the religion consists of
1)Must go on the dance machine if one is less than a mile away
2)eat at KFC and not Mc donalds
3)keep it real and respect each other
being somthing that your not is not safeism
safeism by KingKai October 7, 2004
Words you can keep
Used to indicate a condition which is pretty close to safe. It is fair to say safeish is maybe just a little bit dangerous but no more.
Well... You know... Its not like it's all that crazy an idea. It's sorta' safeish...
safeish by The Bromiester August 14, 2009
The xenophobia experienced by IB students towards those struggling to complete the South Australian Certificate of Education. It is often said that SACE students are stupid and this is why IB students take pride in discriminating them in a SACEist way.
IN LIBRARY
IB student to other IB student:
-Hey dude, did you hear that Sophie got a C in child studies?
-Are you kidding? Well, what do you expect - she is SACE after all.
In comes SACE student to try and chat up the librarian:
-Oi wankers, that's SACEism!
-Sorry Damo, just telling the truth.
SACEism by El French September 18, 2011
Stereotypically classifying the elderly as intelligent or wise.

But I’d like to add a new meaning:

An ideology created by someone who goes by the name: ‘Sage
Do you agree with sageism?
Sageism by Сейдж August 14, 2023
Words of wisdom from a 4-5 year old girl.
A mother recounted her favorite Sageism:" if you would just do what I want then I could be happy!"
Sageism by seedsand November 2, 2019

sageismygeorge

favourite mutual, very kind !!

- rosy.png
someone: who’s your favourite mutual?
me: sageismygeorge <3
sageismygeorge by rosy.png July 24, 2021
A religion dedicated to our beloved sage dinging 😍😩🙏
I follow sageism
Sageism by Sagedininglvr September 29, 2021
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