Sagetism

The worldwide belief that Bob Saget is truly God. Many people all over the world deny the simple and true fact and are dissenters. Lord Saget has powers unknown to mankind and can defeat anyone. Us believers rely on the strict interpretations on the Lord's actions and opinions to base our religion on.

An example of my true love for Lord Saget:

Me: "I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States of America and to the Republic for which it stands, one nation under Bob, indivisible, with liberty and justice for all."

Religious leaders in the future: "Sagetism is the foundation on which we stand upon, to allow us to succeed in life."

by Lord Saget's Humble Disciple June 9, 2007

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Sagetism

When Bob Saget is your religion.

"Now repeat after me." said the Preacher. "Bob Saget is love. Bob Saget is life. Spread Sagetism."

by grungeXstylist May 31, 2015

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Sagerism

When what you do is so much better than anything else and can't be competed with it is known as a Sagerism...

"You ball harder than anyone i know... it's like you've got Sagerism running through your veins..."

by Myster Illmatic May 2, 2010

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Sageism

Stereotypically classifying the elderly as intelligent or wise.

But I’d like to add a new meaning:

An ideology created by someone who goes by the name: ‘Sage’

Do you agree with sageism?

by Сейдж August 14, 2023

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