Saffles

Someone who is described of having the short end of the stick. A potential down-syndrome client. A douchebag of high caliber. Considered being one of the greatest insults to be given next to being called "retarded"

Guy 1: Dude, you know what you're acting like right now? You're acting like a saffles.

Guy 2:...Don't you ever call me that ever again.

by UAC Mars Research Team November 7, 2010

shaffles

A mix of Shit and Waffles.

Man, your breath stinks. What have you been eating, Shaffles?

by JMeezy June 1, 2006

snafflesock

Snafflesock is a person that loves to eat, draw and her dick size is bigger than chipsbeatskids dick.

Wow it's Snafflesock! Her dick is big though.

by snafflesock May 8, 2020

Säffle

the GANGSTA hood of Sweden yo!

xe säger (22:37):

du komma till säffle

skulle du bli nerslagen första dan

by nerslagen January 11, 2010

Soffles

1. A type of rash found mainly on the arms or genitals, with a bright red hue.
2. An Abbrieviation of the name Sofia.
3. The black power ranger's favourite soft toy
4. An ancient Italian sex position mastered only by milanese girls.

"HOLY SHIT! I HAVE SOFFLES EVERYWHERE!"
"dude you should get that checked"

"hey soffles"
"fuck you!"

"Rangers, you know I can't fight if I don't have Soffles with me!"

"last night was crazy, i had no idea that girl was from Milan she was doing the soffles to me all night!"

by Barnabarian October 19, 2010

Swaffles

Soggy waffles. Much like Ookie Cookies and Biscuits and gravy, but the waffle holes hold the jizz alot better for the all you can eat feeling.

You guys totally busted out into swaffles last night around 4 am.

by hawk239128 June 16, 2009

snaffles

Snaffles are obtained through smoking marijuana. They are not, contrary to popular belief, the same as the munchies. A requirement of the munchies is that one is genuinely hungry. The snaffles are when you reach the stage where you feel physically bloated, and would (under sober circumstances) never continue eating, yet you do.

Oh man, I had the snaffles so bad last night, I thought I was going to explode.

by Citzen Snips June 26, 2008