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Someone who is described of having the short end of the stick. A potential down-syndrome client. A douchebag of high caliber. Considered being one of the greatest insults to be given next to being called "retarded"
Guy 1: Dude, you know what you're acting like right now? You're acting like a saffles.

Guy 2:...Don't you ever call me that ever again.
Saffles by UAC Mars Research Team November 7, 2010

shaffles 

A mix of Shit and Waffles.
Man, your breath stinks. What have you been eating, Shaffles?
shaffles by JMeezy June 1, 2006
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snafflesock 

Snafflesock is a person that loves to eat, draw and her dick size is bigger than chipsbeatskids dick.
Wow it's Snafflesock! Her dick is big though.
snafflesock by snafflesock May 8, 2020

Säffle 

the GANGSTA hood of Sweden yo!
xe säger (22:37):

du komma till säffle

skulle du bli nerslagen första dan
Säffle by nerslagen January 11, 2010
1. A type of rash found mainly on the arms or genitals, with a bright red hue.
2. An Abbrieviation of the name Sofia.
3. The black power ranger's favourite soft toy
4. An ancient Italian sex position mastered only by milanese girls.
"HOLY SHIT! I HAVE SOFFLES EVERYWHERE!"
"dude you should get that checked"

"hey soffles"
"fuck you!"

"Rangers, you know I can't fight if I don't have Soffles with me!"

"last night was crazy, i had no idea that girl was from Milan she was doing the soffles to me all night!"
Soffles by Barnabarian October 19, 2010

Swaffles 

Soggy waffles. Much like Ookie Cookies and Biscuits and gravy, but the waffle holes hold the jizz alot better for the all you can eat feeling.
You guys totally busted out into swaffles last night around 4 am.
Swaffles by hawk239128 June 16, 2009

snaffles 

Snaffles are obtained through smoking marijuana. They are not, contrary to popular belief, the same as the munchies. A requirement of the munchies is that one is genuinely hungry. The snaffles are when you reach the stage where you feel physically bloated, and would (under sober circumstances) never continue eating, yet you do.
Oh man, I had the snaffles so bad last night, I thought I was going to explode.
snaffles by Citzen Snips June 26, 2008
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The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009
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SkyPesos 

Delta SkyMiles, also known as SkyPesos, is the frequent flyer program of Delta Airlines. It has a very poor value and hard to use.
- I'm trying to book an award flight to Paris, but I only have 70,000 SkyPesos
- Just forget about it, you don't have enough SkyPesos to fly anywhere.
SkyPesos by 404_name_not_found December 6, 2018
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Quiche Peanemis

Quirky niche peak cinema analysis
It describes the analysis of a media piece which is quirky and niche, yet peak.
Give me the quiche peanemis on the movie I missed.
Quiche Peanemis by Mushroom2241 June 17, 2026
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Hate Draft

1. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sports draft to spite or anger one or more of your opponents because they had intended to select him/her.

2. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sport draft to put one or more of your opponents at a strategic disadvantage.
1. Billy hate drafted Chad OchoCinco because he knew Sam had wanted him since he is from Cincinnati. Billy already had plenty of players to fill that position but wanted to make sure Sam didn't get him.

2. Billy hate drafted Peyton Manning because he was the only good quarterback left and he knew Sam had been planning on drafting him.
Hate Draft by pffler September 1, 2009
Word of the Day on August 12, 2026
"I can pull James Bond stunts in a jalopy."
jalopy by watson November 20, 2002
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Utility beer 

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022
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