Soffles 

1. A type of rash found mainly on the arms or genitals, with a bright red hue.
2. An Abbrieviation of the name Sofia.
3. The black power ranger's favourite soft toy
4. An ancient Italian sex position mastered only by milanese girls.

"HOLY SHIT! I HAVE SOFFLES EVERYWHERE!"
"dude you should get that checked"

"hey soffles"
"fuck you!"

"Rangers, you know I can't fight if I don't have Soffles with me!"

"last night was crazy, i had no idea that girl was from Milan she was doing the soffles to me all night!"

Soffles by Barnabarian October 19, 2010

sofles 

fucking mad painter goin off

thats fucking dope like sofles

sofles by bomber5 March 3, 2008

Sofflet 

Usually a gibbering buffoon of a man possibly from the home counties or sometimes the Norfolk area. He is particularly excited by military history which when shared with his friends / collegues make him exude the aura of a retard.
Prone to being an alcoholic.

Miscellaneous: Good at gardening, big nob, sometimes gay.

Did you sleep with Sofflet last night? God yes he was hung like a donkey!

Sofflet by Big Nob December 28, 2008

Saffles 

Someone who is described of having the short end of the stick. A potential down-syndrome client. A douchebag of high caliber. Considered being one of the greatest insults to be given next to being called "retarded"

Guy 1: Dude, you know what you're acting like right now? You're acting like a saffles.

Guy 2:...Don't you ever call me that ever again.

Saffles by UAC Mars Research Team November 7, 2010

SoftLess DumboBoy 

Hesitation Cause By Problems, That People Would Talk Bad About Them In Mean Way Of Snitching On Others.

Piper: Hello Sophie

Sophie: Hi Piper

Piper: We Going Out To The Squad House To See Emily.
Sophie: Oh Okay
Piper: Let’s Go Then.
Sophie: You Know What Happen When You Talk About Missing Emily Always Well I Know Why, You Do It.
You Just Talk Trash Talk About Her And Know I found out That You Are A SoftLess DumboBoy.
Piper: What?

Piper: Mom Sophie Called Me Something Bad.
Sophie: No Don’t Call Your Mom, Now Because You Act

A Little Snitch On Everybody and That Is Why Emily and Me Is Not Friends With You.
Piper: Oh My God, Now I’m About To Cry About My Friends For Me Now, I Am All Alone.
Jay5ive: SMD Piper Go Eat A Dick, Stupid Bitch.
Emily: I’m Here Now Piper, Jay5ive Called You Out Now.
Jay5ive: Yo Sdot Go, Naz GPG and Jay Hound C’mere I Got New Friends Now Emily Dobson And Sophie Fergi.
Sophie: Wow Thank You Jay5ive.
Jay5ive: Thank You To Sophie.
Piper: Shut Up Jay5ive and Give Me Back My Friends.
Jay5ive: Shut The Fuck Up Piper Rockelle, You Not Going Too See Your Friends, They Said They Like Me More Than You,
Matter A Fact You Should Be Gone Without Your People.

SoftLess DumboBoy by AJ EBK November 4, 2023