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To take ones penis and slap backwards and forwards across a partner's face in a repetitive manner. Can result in eye injury.
Hey look at Roderick giving Helene a good swaffle! He must really like her.
by Captain Picards February 04, 2008
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to hit something or someone with a half-erected (very important!) penis. the word was invented in Belgium - in the Flemish part of the country, where a variaton of Dutch is spoken. And yes, they're very proud of it.

A swaffler can always be spoted because it attracts pink elefants. to keep safe from them, always carry a green mouse with you.

There is a difference between a Brussel's waffle and a Brussel's swaffle
I shall swaffle you. God wills it!
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the act of cock-slapping a girl or any other object, original word originated from Dutch culture
Sin told his girlfriend to close her get on her knees and close her eyes. She did and he swaffled her. She broke up with him.
by sinnyboy January 24, 2010
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A beautiful combination of a soccer ball and a waffle. Can also cause injury in eye.
I just kicked the swaffle into someones eye!
by SWAFFLEGIRL123 March 13, 2010
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The act of hitting ones face with your half erected/fully erected penis. Should be done with caution because it can result in eye injury and you could lose your eyeballs.
“Wow dude, Ryan totally swaffled Brendon last night”
by Gaypoptartmami February 22, 2019
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