Do not blow dealers for crack; blow regular citizens for cash, then buy the crack directly.
Think about
parents' nude bodies during foreplay; resultant loss of erection will prevent potential unsafe sex.
Don't fall for lines
like, "God protects his servants in the clergy from harm."
Do not, no matter how much peers
may pressure you, allow anyone to get to third base with you.
Before unsafe sex, think to yourself what the
kids will look
like.
Make sure all open sores on penis have thoroughly dried and scabbed over before use.
When taking four cocks in the
ass, make sure to have an equal amount of cock in your mouth to reduce the risk of
CHI imbalance.
Before fellating anonymous
man in back room of bar, be sure to ask, "You don't have AIDS, do you?"
Douse penis liberally with
D-Con roach spray before penetrating ape.
You CAN get it from kissing... tear out partner's tongue before any mouth-to-mouth contact.
To prevent radiation exposure, use only lead-
based condoms.
If you must engage in unsafe sex, take time out before hand to hope for the best.
Before the use of condoms, unroll completely and check for any holes.
