8 definitions by Oddjobguy147

Last weekend I was thizzed at work and hugged everyone I ran into.
by Oddjobguy147 June 8, 2011
Flamingos are simply the tools of the U.S. government around the world. C'mon, like there's really such thing as a big bird that ALWAYS stands on one foot?! That so called "foot" is simply a pole for the wires to trail down, ya know, the ones that are connected to the camera in those beady little eyes. They aren't animals. They are machines tracking your movement. Ever hear something strange at night, look out the window and see something pink? That's right. Spy-bird, codenamed "Flamingo" Now I have to go, because the government is probably going to trace me after sending this message.
Kill all the flamingos! The government knows more than you think!
by Oddjobguy147 March 4, 2007
Japanese knock-off of the Pontiac Fiero.
There was proof that blueprints to the Fiero were found in a Toyota manufacturing plant.
All Toyota did was change a couple small things to the original all American Pontiac Fiero.
However, the Fiero was indeed a dud in the U.S., but the MR2 became a big hit elsewhere.
The MR2 is still being produced today, unlike the Fiero. That doesn't make it a better, nontheless, car. Toyotan bastards.
The MR2 isn't the coolest, not to mention most reliable car around. Too bad Toyota could'nt copy a better car, huh?
by Oddjobguy147 June 26, 2006
During sexual intercourse the giver sits on a chair, the reciever then sits upon the giver's penile object (penis, strap-on, ect) Often accompanied by asking eachother what they want for Christmas, Hanukkah, ect.
i taught your mom how to do it santa style
by Oddjobguy147 May 29, 2006
When your little knight is wearing protection.
Want to see my knight in shining armor or would prefere him fighting without protection?
by Oddjobguy147 June 14, 2006
When you back into an object with a vehicle.
Hey, dude you just rear end that Lotus Elise behind you?
by Oddjobguy147 June 14, 2006
Take a left on Greenbrier Ave., then go up Sex Drive a few miles and your there.
by Oddjobguy147 July 2, 2006