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Smegaladon

An enormous amount of smegma so big that it takes the form of a Megaladon
Anyone got a rag? I think I got a damn Smegaladon down there.
Smegaladon by CodeNameBingo November 23, 2018
Me trying to make up an Italian word.
Segala homo esta spanish? Nada. (I made that up)

Smegaladon

A name for someone who has a mass build up of smegma.
Omg Heidi, stay away from Brad, he's a smegaladon.
Smegaladon by Meat Man 666 August 13, 2018
Like a fuck-fest, only ledgendary and lasts longer
Let's have a sagalay
sagalay by Nikkidew August 3, 2018

Smegaladon

Like a megaladon but covered in fish smegma
Person 1: Have you heard of a smegaladon?

Person 2: No what is it?

Person 1: Its like a megaladon but covered in smegma
Person 2: Oh Tasty eh
Smegaladon by AsthmaBoi February 27, 2019

sagalaga bangbang 

a person who is really slow at comprehending simple things, (jokes, math problems, etc.)
sagalaga bangbang by mumsie man March 29, 2023
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
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Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
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The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
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