AsthmaBoi's definitions

One Wipe Wonder

A One Wipe Wonder is a sign of good luck to come after plopping out a turd you go to wipe and BOOM! One wipe is all it takes

Person 1: Hey dude how was your shit
Person 2: fucking madness mate it was a one wipe wonder!
Person 2: Ahhh how delightful you lucky boi

by AsthmaBoi February 27, 2019

Swollen balloons

Swollen ballons is used to describe a pair of swollen boobies

Ow! Jackie Chan karate chopped my titties looks like im going to have Swollen Balloons... Great!

by AsthmaBoi February 28, 2019

Smegaladon

Like a megaladon but covered in fish smegma

Person 1: Have you heard of a smegaladon?

Person 2: No what is it?

Person 1: Its like a megaladon but covered in smegma
Person 2: Oh Tasty eh

by AsthmaBoi February 27, 2019