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saddleback 

When a nice Christian girl has anal sex in order to "preserve her virginity".
Julie let Ken saddleback her last night; she thinks premarital sex is wrong but this doesn't count because it's not 'real sex.'
saddleback by SuzG January 30, 2009

Saddleback 

A woman who, in an attempt to maintain vaginal virginity, only has anal sex. Will substitute a dildo into her vagina, as long as it is not a real, functioning penis.
After attending the prom, Amber and Randy saddlebacked all night because she’s saving herself for marriage.
Saddleback by Screw_Michigan May 31, 2009

saddleback 

Ohh, I heard Neil wanted to ride Bob Saddleback..Ouch!
saddleback by Spike July 29, 2003

Saddleback 

This is a gay term when a gay top inserts his hard penis into the bottom's ass as deep as it can go and holds it there while the bottom jerks him off using his butt muscles.
I had him push his cock deep inside me so that I could saddleback on his dick.
Saddleback by AnitaTT January 23, 2023

Saddleback Santorum 

The fresh mix of lube, blood and fecal matter that is the by-product of nubile Christians engaging in unprotected anal sex to preserve their virginity.
Ward, I found warm Saddleback Santorum all over Wally's bible.
Saddleback Santorum by woogy98407 January 30, 2009

saddleback roundhouse 

Taking a shit on a girls back while whipping her in the back of her head with your dick
I saddleback roundhouses my gurl last night.
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green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

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Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
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- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
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"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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