saddlebags

Sheesh! I have seen this phrase misused a few times now (even in Roger Mellie's Profanisaurus!). Let me clear things up:
Saddlebags is a word to describe the bulging areas of fat on the upper outer thighs of ladies, in a way that resembles saddle bags being carries on a horse.

The expression was used in Ace Ventura: Pet Detective. I can't remember exactly how though. It was something along the lines of:
Melissa Robinson claims she isn't fat. Ace says something along the lines of "yeh, whatever you say, saddlebags!"

by Bill-Car April 17, 2006

saddlebags

Large, pendulous labia.

That chick had pissflaps like saddlebags.

by Ron R. May 29, 2003

saddlebags

A person with large love handles.

My friend Fat Rob has saddlebags.

by The skinny Rob July 17, 2007

saddlebags

One who has saggy breasts

Claire has saddlebags.

by Zack and Bryce December 16, 2002

saddlebags

A species of girl whose presents temporarily turns a man gay. This is usually noticeable due to a large sigh emitted from the male. If ever under the presents of a "saddlebags" run fast in the opposite direction and hope for a good win!

Also known as saddles

Hey did you see that girl walk by?
"sighs"
AAAAAAAAHHHHHH

Damn that chick is a real saddlebags

by Donnymdw February 20, 2009

saddlebags

an old lady who is getting fucked by a younger guy

dude 1:yea my gf gave me good head last nite
dude 2:so did mine
dude 1: shes 96 fuckin years old, thats nasty to get head from a saddlebag

by CS March 11, 2005

Saddlebags

Refers to excess fat on human thighs -onside area.

Saddlebags can be, and often are removed with liposuction.

by talk2me-JCH2 July 25, 2022