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sack race 

A contest between male rivals to see who can swing their nuts back and forth the fastest without using their hands. The fastest moving sack wins the race
Edgar clearly showed his dominance over Jonny by swinging his sack at an astonishing speed and winning the sack race.
sack race by DLF June 21, 2005
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Sack Race 

1) The fierce, unspoken competition between men to each prove themselves to be the alpha male of the group.

2) A competition between friends to see how quickly they can get someone in bed.
Greg and John are neck and neck in their sack race, as Greg has bagged himself identical twin girlfriends, equalling John's threesome with 2 glamour models.
Sack Race by MagickDio August 28, 2010

Sack Race 

When someone runs a race with their nuts or testicles out of their pants.
Yo man i sack raced Tom and i won,with my nuts out on the street.
Sack Race by Panouch March 12, 2008

Austrian Sack Race 

The object of grabbing two or more persons' scrotum aggressively while a third party member masturbates to said event.
Oh dude, I had the best Austrian Sack Race the other day, it hurt so good.

Potatoe Sack Race 

When you realize you're out of toilet paper and you have to hop down the hallway with your pants down, not wanting to risk getting shit stains on your underpants, to fetch a roll or two.
Make sure you stock the bathroom with plenty of toilet paper. I dont want to have to do a potatoe sack race to the pantry to get a roll.
Potatoe Sack Race by walker209 October 26, 2011

Perry County Sack Race 

When you flip your cousin upside down and 69 while you walk down the road to your moonshine still
"D'you hear about Billy Joe and Charlene? They had a Perry County Sack Race all the way down the driveway to the trailer park!"
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