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Tennessee Tofu

When you're so gay that your prostate acts as a sponge soaking up cum from all the anal sex you have.

Hey did you hear about Nick? He's got that Tennessee Tofu. His prostate laps up cum like a dehydrated horse and water.

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When you flip your cousin upside down and 69 while you walk down the road to your moonshine still

"D'you hear about Billy Joe and Charlene? They had a Perry County Sack Race all the way down the driveway to the trailer park!"

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