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sywert
A person employing deceptive practices and taking advantage of an emergency, like a natural disaster such as the COVID-19 pandemic, to self-enrich them and their friends. Typically, taking money from tax payer-funded relief funds and depending on scores of volunteers, recruited under false pretences, to do the legwork.
Person A: Let's set up a charity and recruit volunteers to provide face masks to hospitals and health organisations at purchase price.
Person B: Why don't we set up a separate stealthy for-profit business for big deals with governments so that we can pocket millions ourselves? Screw the volunteers and tax payers!
Person A: Brilliant! You are such a Sywert!
Person B: Why don't we set up a separate stealthy for-profit business for big deals with governments so that we can pocket millions ourselves? Screw the volunteers and tax payers!
Person A: Brilliant! You are such a Sywert!
swemo
swemo by rottertotterace August 18, 2009
Syrem
The worst kind of person, is a 'Syrem'. You cannot fully construct a meaning that fully encompasses what this vicious substance conducts of; If you're a Syrem, you are disgusting, loathesome, vile, distasteful, wrathful, belligerent, agoraphobic, and more. Syrems are human fecal matter. They are the lowest of the low. They transcend all forms of immorality. It is the very worst of being; to be called an Syrem is to have your very soul ripped apart and shit on. I say that the being "Syrem" is the worst thing that roams the universe. More worse than a child molester, or a hermaphrodite, or even a loot stealer.
This is a being who is completely worthless. An ankle-biting, washed-up rat bastard you'd rather see tied to the back of a car and driven through the fast line than anywhere else. Syrem(s) can be in all forms, watch out. They roam in all parts of the world and are even rumoured to contract STD's... Watch out for this species
This is a being who is completely worthless. An ankle-biting, washed-up rat bastard you'd rather see tied to the back of a car and driven through the fast line than anywhere else. Syrem(s) can be in all forms, watch out. They roam in all parts of the world and are even rumoured to contract STD's... Watch out for this species
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
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murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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