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A person employing deceptive practices and taking advantage of an emergency, like a natural disaster such as the COVID-19 pandemic, to self-enrich them and their friends. Typically, taking money from tax payer-funded relief funds and depending on scores of volunteers, recruited under false pretences, to do the legwork.
Person A: Let's set up a charity and recruit volunteers to provide face masks to hospitals and health organisations at purchase price.

Person B: Why don't we set up a separate stealthy for-profit business for big deals with governments so that we can pocket millions ourselves? Screw the volunteers and tax payers!

Person A: Brilliant! You are such a Sywert!
sywert by hugogo November 5, 2021
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shwertay 

An alternate to saying shvatzah, because some shvahs know what it means by now. This can be referred to as Yiddish ebonics, fools.
"Who do you get your shwag from?"

"Jarvis, that raggidy-ass shwertay."
shwertay by Charmeleons February 6, 2009
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Gavin Sypert 

Gavin Sypert is a one of a kind. He is the most unavailable, available person there is. The latest an on time person can be. He just cant sit still... make no mistake; if he likes you.. hes gonna show up and show out like God on Sunday. Hes probably the quietest person in the room ,but he stands out loudly. Gavin is Sexy. And will steal your heart in an instant. You cant help but love Gavin Sypert. Hes the one everyone thinks is their soulmate. He loves and leaves 'em. Hes on the search for a UNICORN. You gotta be the best of the best to impress Gavin Sypert. Hes got exquisite taste. That boy sure can eat! When he's gotta craving for something hes gonna get it and nothing will stop him.
Never underestimate the charisma of Gavin Sypert.
Gavin Sypert by FAMOUSReaganJade November 4, 2020
Ejaculating over the keyboard after watching harcore porn on the internet.
Get me a tissue...... and a new keyboard while your at it i just did a sqwerty!
sqwerty by .::numb::. October 10, 2006
thats swertness
swert by Shawn Nayr March 9, 2004
it's an adjective. it can mean any fucking thing you want. it's also fun to type.
your so swerty
thats swerty
swerty by sertyujhnbvgyuil December 15, 2008
sweg accompanied by a sizeable girth
Wow, that kid is rocking mad amounts of swerth; just look at his pants
swerth by Cock Smasher January 27, 2014