scweming 

To insert a roll of paper towels into ones anal cavity.

“I was scweming on my uncle’s lap yesterday.”

scweming by Chodeid November 22, 2020

Scheming Butthole 

The act of pursuing either male or female buttholes for sexual or non-sexual purposes

Friend 1: "Dog we were straight up scheming butthole today!"
Friend 2: "Yeah dude, we schemed those beaches for every butthole we could find!"

Scheming Butthole by OTJdog March 26, 2017

scheming up 

Scheming up means Coming up (Nigga we made it)

"I used to drive the acura to school"
"Now I dont touch the wheel unless its new"
(we call that scheming up)

scheming up by The 1st to define this April 17, 2015

Scheming 

Scheming is a ingenious way to out maneuver and out wit many minds in advancing devious goals without detection. This can be performed by either one person or by an elite group of schemers. Scheming is an art form. It is art because scheming can be carried out in any possible way at any possible time. If your not sure you've been schemed, than it has been properly done on you. Scheming is usually done to lessen heads from certain activities: smoking some tasty haze

"Jenna realized she was schemed when she found herself alone and the group gone with the spliff"

"Be careful of 123 C and their nonresidents, they may seem cool...but their all scheming bastards"

"Was that scheming or some ninja work?"

Scheming by 3rd June 12, 2006

masterbatory scheming 

The act of plotting secret masturbation acts from those around you or living with you.

"Little Billy is the master of masterbatory scheming, his parents thinks he likes being clean and showers five times a day"

"Little Billy is the master of masterbatory scheming, his parents thinks he likes being clean and showers five times a day"

masterbatory scheming by Hylindar September 2, 2014

scheming 

developing a system to success!!!

Plotting and scheming the future of my career.

scheming by BigBossDog420 November 27, 2013

Scheming 

(v.) to try to get a girl by any means necessary particularly by being sly or sneaky

Ben: Yo me and my girlfriend just broke up two nights ago

John: Well damn that's why Joe was scheming so hard on her at the party last night

Scheming by Neb Movies December 12, 2015