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To skwemp is to display your sense of satisfaction to others by correlating skwemp to other terms to give insightful meaning regarding the specific satisfaction that has occured.
I had a zinger box last night, full on skwemp moment in the chat right lads?
skwemp by Gohhh February 16, 2023
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A word that sounds like an insult but doesn't really mean anything. Usually used instead of an insult
skwump by sweg sweg man November 6, 2014
Related Words
skwemp Skwempt skemp skweep Skweeple skwump Shwemp Skempel Skemper skempt
WHERE YOU HIT THE FUCKING FATTEST NUT EVER
"Bro, I fucking Skwomped all over my room last night"
Skwomp by DADDY SKWOMP May 20, 2019
The ebonics way of saying "strength."
Tyree: "Jamal pick that bafftub up!"
Jamal: "I can't I ain't hardly got the skrempf!"
Skrempf by Longwong34 August 2, 2007
To be scared, terrified, utterly mortified.
That guy chased our car for 20 miles. holy shmackies we were so skrempt!
skrempt by Natey October 21, 2007
To get hit so hard you get knocked out and while you are getting knocked out you make an odd noise.
also used in place of "burn" as in "oh! you just got burned! you ain't got no come back for a skweep like that!"
"hey man, better shut up or I'll have to skweep you"
skweep by tha guy wit da game May 27, 2014
A vertically challenged sawaiian who hates jews. Can usually be found working at 7 Eleven.
Did you see that skemper at the counter over there. She totally is a jew hater.
Skemper by Molestash February 28, 2008
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