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A word that sounds like an insult but doesn't really mean anything. Usually used instead of an insult
skwump by sweg sweg man November 6, 2014
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skwemp • Skwempt • skemp • skweep • Skweeple • skwump • Shwemp • Skempel • Skemper • skempt
WHERE YOU HIT THE FUCKING FATTEST NUT EVER
"Bro, I fucking Skwomped all over my room last night"
Skwomp by DADDY SKWOMP May 20, 2019
The ebonics way of saying "strength."
Tyree: "Jamal pick that bafftub up!"
Jamal: "I can't I ain't hardly got the skrempf!"
Skrempf by Longwong34 August 2, 2007
To be scared, terrified, utterly mortified.
That guy chased our car for 20 miles. holy shmackies we were so skrempt!
skrempt by Natey October 21, 2007
To get hit so hard you get knocked out and while you are getting knocked out you make an odd noise.
also used in place of "burn" as in "oh! you just got burned! you ain't got no come back for a skweep like that!"
"hey man, better shut up or I'll have to skweep you"
skweep by tha guy wit da game May 27, 2014
A vertically challenged sawaiian who hates jews. Can usually be found working at 7 Eleven.
Did you see that skemper at the counter over there. She totally is a jew hater.
Skemper by Molestash February 28, 2008
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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