To skwemp is to display your sense of satisfaction to others by correlating skwemp to other terms to give insightful meaning regarding the specific satisfaction that has occured.
I had a zinger box last night, full on skwemp moment in the chat right lads?
To get hit so hard you get knocked out and while you are getting knocked out you make an odd noise.
also used in place of "burn" as in "oh! you just got burned! you ain't got no come back for a skweep like that!"
"hey man, better shut up or I'll have to skweep you"
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.