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Boy: you're so cute :)
Girl: no i'm not!
Boy: yes!
Girl: no!
Boy: yes you are! just SUAKM.
SUAKM by urbanfreaaaaak June 7, 2009
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suckmaid 

A submissive (often woman) that has become so utterly infatuated and linked with a Dominate (often male) that she no longer can or wants to see herself as being anything other than belonging to him completely. Cooking, cleaning, whoring herself online, finding other girls to join his Harem, or finding a new movie for them to watch, she cherishs everything as her very existence and purpose is dependent on him. Being his toilet is normal behavior to a suckmaid as is going out in public with a vibe in their ass. If a suckmaid is given the verbal/non-verbal signal, it will drop down to it's knees and after giving thanks to him, take into/onto her whatever he needed, be that urine or semen (private or public).

A suckmaid knows that they belong "On their knees, under their Master's desk, sucking his cock.", though the location of this can vary. Couch, bed, table, etc.

They are the property and slave of their King/Master. They will have been willingly broken to reach this point, to be rid of the former selves made by their previous peers. Only do this as much as is needed for training purposes or else they may not be able to handle it and become a lost slave. A suckmaid is incredibly devoted, loyal, detailed, has a wonderful smile and will always, no matter what, see themselves as lower than you, ever grateful you've taken them in and helped them become what they are today, in service for you, forever. Often this relationship takes years to fully develop and create.
"I've been working on this video edit for hours---I'm so close to being done, but if I get up I worry I'll loose my train of thought...oh I know, I'll just have my suckmaid come in here and help!" *presses the button to her remote vibe and waits for her to get into earshot, in lue of the bell* "Oi, suckmaid! Kindly bring me some pineapple-orange juice and then get on under the desk, won't you? I still have some work to do before our evening walk.

Tip: Be polite to your suckmaid. If you do things for no reason it may confuse and damage your suckmaids' sensitive mind.
suckmaid by DeskDominion January 14, 2023
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Sakmakak 

An alternate way of saying 'suck my cock' without people knowing what you're saying.
Teacher: You got an F
Me: Sakmakak
Teacher: What?
Me: Nothing...
Sakmakak by softbuttcheeks June 10, 2015
Suck my dick
Kim k wanted to suckma
suckma by LiLdrooppy July 24, 2018

Suckmarine 

When you get an underwater blowjob
"Dude guess what!"
"What?"
"Salamander gave me a suckmarine."
Suckmarine by djohn69 May 2, 2018
a new version of ligma thats used to describe it
yo have you heard of suckma
no
SUCKMA BALLS BITCH
suckma by youlikemepp May 26, 2021
She is a very sweet girl and is so pretty once you get to know her you will fall in love she doesnt care what people think about her but her friends are everything to her she loves them so much
Destiny:*crying*
Suamy:*hugs* her and says its going to be ok
Suamy by Her sister queen October 10, 2018
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