Suckmate generally refers to a situation that simply sucks. However Suckmate more closely resembles a situation in which you can't escape without falling into more suck. Suckmate is a portmanteau of the words Suck and Checkmate.

Jeremy: Dude, I am so bored right now.

Jonathon: We're partying tonight, want to come?

Jeremy: Can't, don't have a car tonight.

Jonathon: Oh, I'll give you a ride.

Jeremy: Eh, that won't work either, if I don't get my Essay in my 'rents will ground me.

Jonathon: Well, dude, give Shawna a call.

Jeremy: We broke up...

Jonathon: Well, dude... Suckmate, you win.

Suckmate by The Hammer of Wisconsin September 8, 2009

Related Words

Suckmate • sickmate • SickMateSick • succmate • Suckateer • suckmare • Suckmaster • suck me tender • Suck a Teabag • suck at everything

SickMateSick

When something is really good and then times 2 which is why there are 2 Sicks and due to the fact the word is normally said to friends Mate was added in the middle. This word is usually used by wogs or people of eastern European descent who grew up in Australia.

person1: I didn't use a condom but she didn't get pregnant.

person2: oh SICKMATESICK!

SickMateSick by assbrendan May 30, 2020

suckmare

A dream that you have that's not scary like a nightmare, but it's a really depressing dream.

I dreamed that my pet dog didn't even recognize who I was. Sure, it seems tame, but after thinking about it, it was really sad. What a suckmare.

suckmare by W.S.P March 6, 2011

Suckmaster

The title bestowed upon Dan Cummings, a current cult leader based out of Idaho, USA.

The Suckmaster has directed us to fact check George the Poodle being shot in the head repeatedly.

Suckmaster by Googlizer December 1, 2020

Suckateer

One who sucks, hard. Real hard.

Also referred to as a member of the Power Trio.

I cannot believe we are stuck here with one of the suckiest kids we know. He is one of the 3 Suckateers, perhaps the leader of the esteemed group.

Suckateer by mammma123 October 1, 2010

sickmate

adj. possessing unique qualities or great value

I just passed a '69 Corvette that looked sickmate, thumpin' down TV Highway

sickmate by Honky Dave October 4, 2004

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

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Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

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hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

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God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

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city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

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