Suckmate

Forced mate involving luring the king to the opposite side of the board

Person 1: No, its forced Suckmate in 12!

by christ_rossi May 1, 2023

Suckmate

Suckmate generally refers to a situation that simply sucks. However Suckmate more closely resembles a situation in which you can't escape without falling into more suck. Suckmate is a portmanteau of the words Suck and Checkmate.

Jeremy: Dude, I am so bored right now.

Jonathon: We're partying tonight, want to come?

Jeremy: Can't, don't have a car tonight.

Jonathon: Oh, I'll give you a ride.

Jeremy: Eh, that won't work either, if I don't get my Essay in my 'rents will ground me.

Jonathon: Well, dude, give Shawna a call.

Jeremy: We broke up...

Jonathon: Well, dude... Suckmate, you win.

by The Hammer of Wisconsin September 8, 2009

SickMateSick

When something is really good and then times 2 which is why there are 2 Sicks and due to the fact the word is normally said to friends Mate was added in the middle. This word is usually used by wogs or people of eastern European descent who grew up in Australia.

person1: I didn't use a condom but she didn't get pregnant.

person2: oh SICKMATESICK!

by assbrendan May 30, 2020

suckmare

A dream that you have that's not scary like a nightmare, but it's a really depressing dream.

I dreamed that my pet dog didn't even recognize who I was. Sure, it seems tame, but after thinking about it, it was really sad. What a suckmare.

by W.S.P March 6, 2011

Suckmaster

The title bestowed upon Dan Cummings, a current cult leader based out of Idaho, USA.

The Suckmaster has directed us to fact check George the Poodle being shot in the head repeatedly.

by Googlizer December 1, 2020

Suckateer

One who sucks, hard. Real hard.

Also referred to as a member of the Power Trio.

I cannot believe we are stuck here with one of the suckiest kids we know. He is one of the 3 Suckateers, perhaps the leader of the esteemed group.

by mammma123 October 1, 2010

sickmate

adj. possessing unique qualities or great value

I just passed a '69 Corvette that looked sickmate, thumpin' down TV Highway

by Honky Dave October 4, 2004