1. The act of being unusually nice or pleasant to a
person, as that
person is simultaneously being dumped upon, blown off or otherwise snubbed.
2. An inappropriately apathetic or hostile response to a thoughtful or
kind gesture.
Airline {In a warm, syrupy prerecorded voice}: Your flight from Reno to
Chicago was due to depart in an hour. We took the liberty of canceling that flight just a few minutes ago. You needn't thank us now, but we made arrangements to complete your trip by rerouting you via Portland,
Maine late tomorrow. It will
add only a few hours in a crowded plane to your vacation!! And have a great day!!
Jim (to wife): "Crap. The airline just handed us a modified Cleveland Steamer."