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To get covered in spit by the guy behind you's chew cup when he throws it in the air during a homerun at the ball game.
Ed spewed 3 broads and an old man at the Yankee game Tuesday night!
spewed by Johnny Damon September 6, 2007
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spewed upon 

to become the canvass to female ejaculate; cum on. coll: "whitewashed"
As Harry is a skilled pussy-licker, his lips are often spewed upon by the subject of his sucking.
spewed upon by fraülein k May 9, 2012

Speed Chamber 

A damp reinforced room typically located in a dark and dilapidated basement that houses and stores Mongolian child sex slaves (usually seven) for sacred rituals in Feridon's name.
"Trust me, a speed chamber can never be too reinforced. You don't want those little sex slaves to have any hope of escape."
Speed Chamber by Feridon Hamidi March 18, 2019

at the speed of laughs 

This describes either comical behavior or buffonary by someone making foolish statements.
The opposing party's bill is coming to us at the speed of laughs!

Blue Speed

Blue Speed is blue amphetamine. Usually, it's blue Ethylamphetamine. It's made by the reductive amination of Phenyl-2-Propanone with ethylamine using a non-toxic Aluminum Galinstan amalgam. It's a stimulant used to study and give a boost of confidence and energy. It's also good for ADHD and ADD.
I tried 25mg blue speed and I was studying for hours. I was also kind of hyper and energetic and confident. ◉_◉
Blue Speed by CognitiveFuel November 3, 2022

Spicy Speedbag 

When you are having anal (doggy style) with a girl you secretly dip your nuts in medium-hot salsa and proceed to fuck. The now spicy testicles hit the vagina repeatedly and propel the salsa in and around the vagina.
Girl: You wouldn't believe Chris last night he gave me a spicy Speedbag. I douched twice and it still burned!
Spicy Speedbag by SeñorChub April 13, 2014