A race car driver who speaks extremely fast and never uses commas and drives an awesome car and the new remake the speed racer cartoons suck.
Go speed racer, go speed racer, go speed racer GO!
by Cellist December 19, 2003
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a show that nobody can hate. you either:

a. like it because of its plots full of action, killing, and espionage

b. love it because of its stupid animation and HILARIOUS dubbing, and you may like the plots a bit.

c. like it because if it hadn't been wildly successful nobody would have ever considered licesning more anime for the western world. bow to speed.

d. love the wicked awesome theme song.

if you don't like this show, you are mentally retarded. besides, nobody told you you have to watch this. you can just keep trying to go down on yourself as usual.
go speed racer go! yeah. cool.
by thegreatmonkey October 22, 2005
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A fast talking whippersnapper who knows his stuff. Also has a very dry sense of humour, despite his (probably intentional) refusal to use punctuation both in text and vocal interface.
by C16H13ClN2O February 10, 2005
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A dealer who delivers your crystal meth very quickly.
I called John five minutes ago and he's already here! What a speed racer!
by gunnisfunn May 10, 2009
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a male who suffers from premature ejaculation, or simply ejaculates too quickly for the female's liking.
Rick's not a very good lover; he was such a speed racer, we began and finished during a commercial break.
by boobookittyfuck@aol.com December 19, 2006
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The act of Lining up 2 rows of cocaine 5 lines long parrallel to one another and then Snorting both rows as fast as you can.
Dude 1: Hey man you hear about steve?
Dude 2: Yeah man he did a speed racer and now hes permafried!
Dude 1: Thats fucked up man. *snort*
by VikingBrewman666 May 30, 2010
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Someone who is on a "lesser form of speed".
Yo dude, did you see what Holly gave Chris at the cast party? He is the Speed Racer.
by judgingjesus February 13, 2011
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