SPDemon

Insult for people with schizoid personality disorder. Arch enemy of the BPDemon.

Girl A: "Why does my SPDemon boyfriend never want to talk to me!!"
Man B: "At least he doesn't actively cause trouble for you like a BPDemon."

SPDemon by Overactive September 19, 2025

Spedmonkey

A complete and total dork or someone who acts like a dork; applies to smart people who have momentary brain farts, or "blonde moments", if you will. Derived in part from the word sped, meaning Special Ed, which can be offensive to some, but shouldn't be because we aren't really busting on the handicapped. We're busting on the "normal" people.

"OMG I totally forgot to do my essay! I'm SUCH a spedmonkey!"

"You spedmonkey... you left your keys in the door again!"

Spedmonkey by speds_r_us February 6, 2010

sidemon 

A sidemon is one who is off to the side. The characteristics usually include stupidity, submissiveness, shiestiness, and sexual ambiguity.

Dave stole my stapler!
What a sidemon.

sidemon by Israel Johnson August 7, 2007

spemonie

the sperm that shoots out of a hermafrodite

Dillon secreted spemonie when he saw the man that was bending over to pick up a dollar

spemonie by |c3 July 26, 2006

Spedmonkey

A complete and total dork or someone who acts like a dork; applies to smart people who have momentary brain farts, or "blonde moments", if you will. Derived in part from the word sped, meaning Special Ed, which can be offensive to some, but shouldn't be because we aren't really busting on the handicapped. We're busting on the "normal" people.

"OMG I totally forgot to do my essay! I'm SUCH a spedmonkey!"

"You spedmonkey... you left your keys in the door again!"

Spedmonkey by speds_r_us February 6, 2010

speemonic 

the epitome of cool..awesome.. sexy

Girl, you look totally speemonic tonight? or The band tonight was rocking.. it was soo speemonic..

speemonic by Jayhook March 10, 2003

spedmonk 

Adjective- An actual dumb ass; someone who doesn’t have a brain and says stupid shit without thinking; usually used as an insult to say to an idiot

“Remember those Where’s Wally books”
“No, Amy you spedmonk it’s Where’s Waldo, get you head out of your ass”

spedmonk by Nuggetluvr44 August 14, 2018