Someones
That awkward moment when you REALLY want to correct someones' spelling or grammar in their status but you can't because you don't actually know them that well
Someones by Cambrioleur February 6, 2012
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Someones bitch
Someone who does everything for you, not very loved by the person you are doing stuff for. If you are someones bitch you are their slave, someone who they need to clean up for them; someone who doesnt mean alot to a significant other.
Oi bitch, go make me a sandwich you useless piece of crap.
You're not just someones bitch, your my bitch
You're not just someones bitch, your my bitch
Someones bitch by notknownx March 13, 2011
someones name
someone who really just seems like they dont like you but yet they go out with you anyway. And every day you'll get so scared that you'll loose them even though you love them but you can't fully commit to them or anyone else just in case they don't feel the same way as you.
someones name by Jodycodylodybody December 6, 2020
someones fucking your bitch
someones fucking your bitch by UnToastedToast November 5, 2021
blowing smoke in someones face
A flirtatious gesture, generally used as a silent way to ask the second party if they "wanna fuck?" Not to be confused with the same gesture meaning "fuck you!"
All it took to get lucky, was "blowing smoke in someones face". And her smile was the only answer he needed.
blowing smoke in someones face by Tori-Nado July 11, 2021
riding someones ass
Victoria: Hunter is such an aggressive driver. If someone isn't going 10 over the speed limit, he is always riding someones ass.
riding someones ass by HunToria March 25, 2016
cuttin' someones lunch
cuttin' someones lunch by Laurain February 1, 2006
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