SMSTD

SMSTD or S.M.S.T.D. abbr.

1. noun. Short Message Service Transmitted Disease: a text message of a comical sexually transmitted disease such as chlamydia.
2. verb. to send a textually transmitted disease over a mobile phone.

I spent my office hours SMSTDing syphilis to everyone in my address book. not many people found it as funny as i did.

by DrJonas December 13, 2006

smbtdf

SMBTDF is the french acronym of "Suce Ma Bite T'auras Des Frites" translated as Suck My Dick You'll get French fries.

- J'ai faim !
- SMBTDF

by babs317 May 9, 2018

SSTD

Solid-state Transmitted Disease

A sexual disease transmitted during intercourse with a Solid-State Drive(hardware)

Mike got an SSTD after boning an infected SSD.

by Coronatus May 29, 2019

Smutdog

1. A female who by just looking in her eyes, or at the way she moves you know that she would be pure filth between the sheets.

2. A male who loves all things smutty.

1. Did you see the way she looked at me, what a dirty little smutdog.

2. I can't believe you've got so much porn, you smutdog!

by Stumpchild November 16, 2006

smstextberry

a term made famous by the internet gods of CollegeHumor, meaning the message sent or received via phone, blackberry, or iPhone

Jim: whats that noise?

Todd: oh my new ringtone. i just got an smstextberry from Sarah

by hatergonnatroll June 22, 2011

Smsd

Suck My Spiritual Dick

Smsd Bitch

by Miami Dick August 23, 2019

Smutdip

A girl that is a smut who is also a dipshit.

That girls a straight up smutdip

by BDiMarco January 17, 2013