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SMSTD or S.M.S.T.D. abbr.

1. noun. Short Message Service Transmitted Disease: a text message of a comical sexually transmitted disease such as chlamydia.
2. verb. to send a textually transmitted disease over a mobile phone.
I spent my office hours SMSTDing syphilis to everyone in my address book. not many people found it as funny as i did.
SMSTD by DrJonas December 13, 2006
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SMBTDF is the french acronym of "Suce Ma Bite T'auras Des Frites" translated as Suck My Dick You'll get French fries.
- J'ai faim !
- SMBTDF
smbtdf by babs317 May 9, 2018
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Solid-state Transmitted Disease

A sexual disease transmitted during intercourse with a Solid-State Drive(hardware)
Mike got an SSTD after boning an infected SSD.
SSTD by Coronatus May 29, 2019
1. A female who by just looking in her eyes, or at the way she moves you know that she would be pure filth between the sheets.

2. A male who loves all things smutty.
1. Did you see the way she looked at me, what a dirty little smutdog.

2. I can't believe you've got so much porn, you smutdog!
Smutdog by Stumpchild November 16, 2006

smstextberry 

a term made famous by the internet gods of CollegeHumor, meaning the message sent or received via phone, blackberry, or iPhone
Jim: whats that noise?

Todd: oh my new ringtone. i just got an smstextberry from Sarah
A girl that is a smut who is also a dipshit.
That girls a straight up smutdip
Smutdip by BDiMarco January 17, 2013