SMPA 

"Shit My Pants Awesome" or SMPA for short, is derived from the Latin phrase "Caca Mi Pantalones Woohoo". It is the type of awesomeness that will make you shit your pants. It's the most awesome of all awesomeness known to man, but be careful because side effects may include: faster heartbeat, anal leakage, diarrhea, sudden death, spontaneous combustion, and may more.

Tara: Are you going to the concert tonight?
Kim: Fuck yea I will! I went to their concert last year and that was totally shit-my-pants-awesome!
Tara: What would you rate it on the scale of 1 to SMPA? 1 being horrible.
Kim: I would rate it SMPA all the way! I literally shit my pants n their concert last year!
Tara: I'm hungry

Kim: Let's go eat.
Tara: What you craving?
Kim: idk. You pick.
Tara: idk what I'm craving either.
Kim: Just pick! Anything sounds good right now! U can't go wrong!
Tara: Tacos?
Kim: I just had tacos yesterday :( pick another

Tara: uhmm..Ramen?
Kim: I only have $5
Tara: idk then!!

Kim: let's go get tacos. Their tacos are SMPA ;)

SMPA by Kizzeng3r September 29, 2015

smpatti 

Smpatti is tiktoker that is in love with Karl jacobs, smpatti has over 3k fans/followers.

Smpatti is a simp for Karl jacobs

smpatti by SmpSimpTiktok June 6, 2021

smpattcawmhamfuffupdb 

An iconic quote by Andrew Garfield In “The Social network”

S- Sorry

M- My
P- Pradas

A- Are
T- At
T- The
C- Cleaners

A- Along

W- With

M- My
H- Hoodie

A- And
M- My
F- Fuck
U- You

F- Flip
F- Flops
U- You
P- Pretentious

D- Douche
B- Bag

Smpattcawmhamfuffupdb: “Sorry! My pradas are at the cleaners along with my hoodie and fuck you flip flops, you pretentious douche bag”

smpattcawmhamfuffupdb by Idk090807060504030201 December 21, 2021

SMPAC 

Is an acronym standing for "Shit My Pants and Cry." Something that is either so funny, sad, or gross that it would cause them to shit in their pants and cry.

When John followed that girl around all day and finally had the courage to go and talk to her only to find out it was just a dude with long hair, I almost SMPAC 'cus it was so damn funny.

omg, that video Hatchet vs. Genitals was so disgusting and sad that I almost SMPAC!

John: Chris and Tommy came over last night and I was so tired I knocked out. I woke up with a carrot stuck in my ass!
Sylvester: SMPAC!
John: STFU you wouldn't be laughing if it happened to you!



John: Damn! I was walking home and I saw Eddie get hit by a car. His friggin' guts and brains sprayed all over the sidewalk!
Sylvester: S M P A C
John: Yeah...that was some crazy ish...


John: You missed the funniest shit ever! Paco just tried to light his fart but ended up sharting on himself. I was LMFAO
Sylvester: naw...more like SMPAC. that shart is hella funny!

SMPAC by chutrain October 1, 2008