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Smpatti is tiktoker that is in love with Karl jacobs, smpatti has over 3k fans/followers.
Smpatti is a simp for Karl jacobs
by SmpSimpTiktok June 6, 2021
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smatties

1. massive breasts on any girl
2. unusually extra-large breasts in relation to a girl's body type or size
Did you see those? Those tits were huge. And she was skinny. I mean, on a large girl, they'd just be regular tatties. But on her, they're smatties!
by douglas001 November 2, 2008
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Smatting

When two boys who are under the influence of drugs/alcohol (preferably shandy and weed) decide they are horny and wish to give each other a happy ending! They then proceed to admit doing so "but they aren't gay"
Sam: "me and Matt gave each other hand jobs last night, it was bants"
Elliot: "that's called smatting"
Sam: "we're not gay, just mates"
by Smatting April 26, 2015
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smattitude

attitude that will get your ass smacked.
You wanna give me smattitude, go ahead!
by Darren Mosher January 2, 2008
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Spattish

When you laugh to much that you have to breath but you can't stop, so you start "silence-laughter". Usually people suffering Spattish turn red and fall in the floor.
Clara had an spattish after eating a cupcake. Then we discovered that the sugar fo the icing was someting different.
by BOB in 3 letter people world November 28, 2013
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Spatting

When two or more women sit naked, spread eagle across from each other and force themselves to shoot cum at the one across from them.
The two women sat across from one another spatting until they looked like a marshmallow had exploded.
by George Mahoney October 25, 2018
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smpattcawmhamfuffupdb

An iconic quote by Andrew Garfield In “The Social network

S- Sorry

M- My
P- Pradas

A- Are
T- At
T- The
C- Cleaners

A- Along

W- With

M- My
H- Hoodie

A- And
M- My
F- Fuck
U- You

F- Flip
F- Flops
U- You
P- Pretentious

D- Douche
B- Bag
Smpattcawmhamfuffupdb: “Sorry! My pradas are at the cleaners along with my hoodie and fuck you flip flops, you pretentious douche bag”
by Idk090807060504030201 December 21, 2021
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