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smatties 

1. massive breasts on any girl
2. unusually extra-large breasts in relation to a girl's body type or size
Did you see those? Those tits were huge. And she was skinny. I mean, on a large girl, they'd just be regular tatties. But on her, they're smatties!
smatties by douglas001 November 2, 2008

Smatting 

When two boys who are under the influence of drugs/alcohol (preferably shandy and weed) decide they are horny and wish to give each other a happy ending! They then proceed to admit doing so "but they aren't gay"
Sam: "me and Matt gave each other hand jobs last night, it was bants"
Elliot: "that's called smatting"
Sam: "we're not gay, just mates"
Smatting by Smatting April 26, 2015

smattitude 

attitude that will get your ass smacked.
You wanna give me smattitude, go ahead!
smattitude by Darren Mosher January 2, 2008

Spattish 

When you laugh to much that you have to breath but you can't stop, so you start "silence-laughter". Usually people suffering Spattish turn red and fall in the floor.
Clara had an spattish after eating a cupcake. Then we discovered that the sugar fo the icing was someting different.

Spatting 

When two or more women sit naked, spread eagle across from each other and force themselves to shoot cum at the one across from them.
The two women sat across from one another spatting until they looked like a marshmallow had exploded.
Spatting by George Mahoney October 25, 2018

smpattcawmhamfuffupdb 

An iconic quote by Andrew Garfield In “The Social network”

S- Sorry

M- My
P- Pradas

A- Are
T- At
T- The
C- Cleaners

A- Along

W- With

M- My
H- Hoodie

A- And
M- My
F- Fuck
U- You

F- Flip
F- Flops
U- You
P- Pretentious

D- Douche
B- Bag
Smpattcawmhamfuffupdb: “Sorry! My pradas are at the cleaners along with my hoodie and fuck you flip flops, you pretentious douche bag”
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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