SMPAC

Is an acronym standing for "Shit My Pants and Cry." Something that is either so funny, sad, or gross that it would cause them to shit in their pants and cry.

When John followed that girl around all day and finally had the courage to go and talk to her only to find out it was just a dude with long hair, I almost SMPAC 'cus it was so damn funny.

omg, that video Hatchet vs. Genitals was so disgusting and sad that I almost SMPAC!

John: Chris and Tommy came over last night and I was so tired I knocked out. I woke up with a carrot stuck in my ass!
Sylvester: SMPAC!
John: STFU you wouldn't be laughing if it happened to you!



John: Damn! I was walking home and I saw Eddie get hit by a car. His friggin' guts and brains sprayed all over the sidewalk!
Sylvester: S M P A C
John: Yeah...that was some crazy ish...


John: You missed the funniest shit ever! Paco just tried to light his fart but ended up sharting on himself. I was LMFAO
Sylvester: naw...more like SMPAC. that shart is hella funny!

by chutrain October 1, 2008

smack cracker

An inbred sheep dickin', illiterate / hillbilly-d poppin', white trash (or not) southern racist with a heroin or opiate addiction. Known for fathering several younger brothers (Leroy, Luke and Levi), and a sister named May (aka mama) in an effort to boost the working population for the family's All Natural Fertilizer business. A cracker so dumb, they stole Oxytocin instead of Oxycontin from the drug store cause they couldn't spell. A cracker so dumb, they still use manure as the "secret ingredient" for binding the Sowbelly n' Tuna Croquettes.

Luke: How many times do I have to ask you May, to sleep in my bed and keep me warm. Don't make me insist on it now.

May: You're not the only one in this family with problems.

Luke: When my brother, I mean my daddy is dead and buried, I'll be the next one in line to be gettin' with you regular like.

May: That's fine thinking Luke! You mean to tell me, "when that smack cracker brother father of our's dies for the hell he has caused this family's gene pool", you gonna be my daddy too?

Luke: Who said anything about gettin' a pool!

by Tbird December 14, 2008

Wrap say he smack

The almighty phrase to win rap battles on Roblox

Airpods203040: Wrap say he smack
Crowd: Ooohhhhhhh
Noob opponent: YES
Airpods203040: *wins*

by Your friend from 2nd grade May 4, 2020

Oreo Pie Smackdown

A sexual ritual in which 3 pies are placed on the parter (each breast and face) then put Oreos inside the hole of choice. The pies are eaten to create a calorie reserve while fingering her in the hole of choice. You will then eat the Oreos out of the hole of choice before proceeding to have sex through the same hole of choice.

“Hey babe I know you’re tired but I need the Oreo Pie Smackdown”

by The Oreo Pies June 14, 2020

Double Dewey Smackdown

Double Dewey Smackdown (also known as a double dewey) is when you and your friend (2 males) go on a 2 man mission to both have sexual intercourse with a pair of girls that are friends.

Xavier don’t worry where we at, we headed to a double dewey smackdown on Marisol and her friend tonight 😏

by Highest Burner January 25, 2022

Smack the MAC

to get money from an automated teller machine; from a time period lasting from the mid-1980's to the mid-1990's when ATM machines were referred to as "Money Access Centers"

I need an extra 60 bucks for dinner tonight. I'm gonna go smack the MAC and I'll be right back.

by marv3000 January 12, 2020

midnight snack smack

To treat oneself to a quick cock rub in the middle of the night / to masterbate after midnight

I'm gonna have to change my sheets before my girlfriend comes over these things are so stained from all my midnight snack smacks.

by blumpkin25 January 19, 2016