Smashole

A substitute word for calling someone a pussy/ an actual vagina.

Mark was being such a smashole; he didn't talk to any girls at the party and got his ass beat.

Her smashole was so beat I had no choice except to leave immediately.

by Dr. Snicklefritz November 2, 2010

SMASHole

SMASHole

A SMASHole is someone who (S)pends (M)ore to (A)void (SH)ipping costs

This SMASHole added a $75 custom carrying case to their cart to avoid paying $7 in shipping. They were buying a wallet!!!

It’s SMASHole Math to spend more to avoid shipping fees.

by Admitted SMASHole November 7, 2024

smashlee

an extremely drunk ashlee

person 1: did you see ashlee last night?
person 2: yeah she was totally smashed
person 3: she was totally smashlee

by smashlee1690 January 5, 2009

Smashologist

A guy with a massive black cock and chocolate six pack. You will get smashed to pieces by this guy and is gareenteed that you will end up on a wheelchair the next morning.

Random: Teach me how to be a smashologist

Smashologist: You just need a massive black cock like me.

by Tingling dingdong June 10, 2018

smashleyy

a mythological female that can be found late at night roaming around xbox live. she's sexy and she'll pwn you causing major damage to your male ego but it's all good because playing with smashleyy is a privilege. but don't get too attached for she'll vanish like houdini, never to be played with again (unless you stalk her).

Dude, I was playing with that smashleyy chick and then she just disappeared from the server.

Yo mang, smashleyy sounds super hott.

Smashleyy beasted our entire team last night in a death match.

by delicious_ June 2, 2008

smashley

Someone named Ashley who can't hold her alcohol. A combination of the words smashed and Ashley. Originated from an episode of Dave Chappelle.

Dave: "OMG who gave Smashley that bottle of vodka?"
Brodie: "Wow, looks like someones gonna be cleaning up vomit tomorrow"

by bromole September 9, 2008

Smashley

A combination of the words 'smashed' and 'Ashley'. What happens when your friend Ashley has one too many shots. Symptoms include, but are not limited to, bouncing around, hugging everyone, high-fiving people for no apparent reason, laughing hysterically, and falling on the floor.

I absolutely love my Smashley :)

by brittster_33 July 13, 2009