smashlete

(n.) A player of Nintedo's Super Smash Bros. whose skill level is high enough to be considered excessive.

1. It takes a true smashlete to use Jigglypuff.

2. Sam's such a smashlete I don't even like playing with him anymore.

by TimeTravelTrousers December 27, 2011

smashlee

an extremely drunk ashlee

person 1: did you see ashlee last night?
person 2: yeah she was totally smashed
person 3: she was totally smashlee

by smashlee1690 January 5, 2009

Smasherteer

A smasherteer is someone who has all the qualities needed to smash it in, such as the ability to talk absolute shite all night long, to drink anything that is put in front of them, being absolutely ruthless with the opposite sex and convincing them everything you say is true.

Fuck, you drank 4 hot Dostavs, 6 Avi's lovers and 9 Smash it ins last night, awesome smasherteering!

I convinced this chick I was in AV Da Jiu Bao!

I think those chicks got a little freaked out when we started talking about having sex with a clone of yourself.

by Pablo Smashitini October 21, 2009

smasheyes

Fairly varied in it's use, but essentially the act of being or getting horribly drinks/drunk in an extremely short period of time. Violence and nudity can ensue.

I got so smasheyes last night, I tried to get off with my mum.

Don't look over there at him, he's fucking smasheyes, he'll kick your fucking head in...

Let's throw caution to the wind and get smasheyes

Old Smasheyes is back!

Ahhhhh! I'm fucking SMASHEYES!

by James Cridland November 22, 2006

Smasheee

A call (often in unison) made upon the passing of a fit gal

Ye gods - SMASHEEE!

I'd smash that right in

I'd smash that till I was dead.

by Juan Domingues IV October 31, 2008

smashleyy

a mythological female that can be found late at night roaming around xbox live. she's sexy and she'll pwn you causing major damage to your male ego but it's all good because playing with smashleyy is a privilege. but don't get too attached for she'll vanish like houdini, never to be played with again (unless you stalk her).

Dude, I was playing with that smashleyy chick and then she just disappeared from the server.

Yo mang, smashleyy sounds super hott.

Smashleyy beasted our entire team last night in a death match.

by delicious_ June 2, 2008

smashley

Someone named Ashley who can't hold her alcohol. A combination of the words smashed and Ashley. Originated from an episode of Dave Chappelle.

Dave: "OMG who gave Smashley that bottle of vodka?"
Brodie: "Wow, looks like someones gonna be cleaning up vomit tomorrow"

by bromole September 9, 2008