smashlee

an extremely drunk ashlee

person 1: did you see ashlee last night?
person 2: yeah she was totally smashed
person 3: she was totally smashlee

by smashlee1690 January 5, 2009

Smashlee

A stupid sac chasing whore, who will play on your heart strings, and make you feel happy and in love with her, then cheat on you and rip yr heart out 13x over, and has no feeling of remorse towards you. Makes you feel and think you don't exist, and are worth nothing.

Yo is that bitch gonna pull a Smashlee on that dude, that's the coldest shit I'm the world, fuck that bitch...

by Bax907 April 10, 2024

Smasheee

A call (often in unison) made upon the passing of a fit gal

Ye gods - SMASHEEE!

I'd smash that right in

I'd smash that till I was dead.

by Juan Domingues IV October 31, 2008

smashleyy

a mythological female that can be found late at night roaming around xbox live. she's sexy and she'll pwn you causing major damage to your male ego but it's all good because playing with smashleyy is a privilege. but don't get too attached for she'll vanish like houdini, never to be played with again (unless you stalk her).

Dude, I was playing with that smashleyy chick and then she just disappeared from the server.

Yo mang, smashleyy sounds super hott.

Smashleyy beasted our entire team last night in a death match.

by delicious_ June 2, 2008

smashley

Someone named Ashley who can't hold her alcohol. A combination of the words smashed and Ashley. Originated from an episode of Dave Chappelle.

Dave: "OMG who gave Smashley that bottle of vodka?"
Brodie: "Wow, looks like someones gonna be cleaning up vomit tomorrow"

by bromole September 9, 2008

Smashley

A combination of the words 'smashed' and 'Ashley'. What happens when your friend Ashley has one too many shots. Symptoms include, but are not limited to, bouncing around, hugging everyone, high-fiving people for no apparent reason, laughing hysterically, and falling on the floor.

I absolutely love my Smashley :)

by brittster_33 July 13, 2009

Pulling a Smashley

When someone gets a new job, and attends all the training but quits before the actual job starts. Usually occurs because that person is a stoner that cannot remember the code for a satsumi orange.

I ended up pulling a smashley the other day. I learned during my job training I would need to memorize the table numbers at the pizza joint. :(

by davesnothereman April 23, 2010