skatman 

hot boy with funny beanies and cute cousins.

omg woulda u look at that SKATMAN!!

skatman by hannah May 28, 2003

scatman

A scatman is a person who stutters but is able to turn it into an awesome beat.

Scatman John is a scatman, he really knows how to scat a good rhyme.

scatman by Scatman John September 12, 2004

The Swatman Strangler 

The process of masturbation where one ties some string around one's testicles and foot and then kicking one's leg repeatedly.

Tom celebrated the release of Chris De Burgh's new album by performing the swatman strangler on himself.

The Swatman Strangler by Ginger Danish March 14, 2011

Scatmans world 

Scatmans world by Scatman John. The song is about the world and the different cultures and races that exist in it

Scatfan:Did you hear the new song Scatmans World from Scatman John? It's awesome!
Scattheorist: Scatman did not go to heaven, he went to Scatland!

Scatmans world by The scatter September 25, 2010

Scatman John 

Professor of scat

"ski ba bop ba dop bop"

Scatman John by Rob July 13, 2003

Scatman

A popular song in the mid 1990s by Scatman John. The song's message is to feel good about yourself, no matter what, and that just because you stutter, you can still make a great tune!

"I'm the Scatman! Yeaaaahh, I'm the Scatman!"

Scatman by lte September 25, 2006

Statman 

One who is very knowledgeable with statistics, specifically basketball stats. Very good with numbers, and usually has a ridiculously good memory. Remembers the most crazy stats that nobody else does.

Statman is helping out by doing the stats for our team tonight!
Did Statman tell you about that Bulls-Pacers game last night?
"Stephen went 6/6 from the 3pt line and had 31pts, 9/13 from the FT line, 8/14 from the field and had 6 Rebounds," says Statman.

Statman by THE Original Statman April 13, 2010