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shmaded

Drunk off your ass. To the point where you can't exactly see straight.
Last night after all those shots I was SHMADED!
by bia bia April 22, 2006
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SHmaded

“Yo I’m totally shmaded”
by Mattymickiben March 29, 2019
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shmagedingaled

Getting Shmagedingaled(also spelled shmigdingale) is getting to the higher levels of drunkenness. Shmagedingaled drunk is legendary and by many it is considered to be nonexistent or imaginary state as there aren't many who claimed to reach it and live long enough to talk about it. It is said to be the highest state of intoxication that human body can sustain before evaporating into water, carbon and cheap moonshine.

There are levels of drunkness necessary to follow to reach level of getting shmagedingaled. They are:
-Tipsy
-Happy
-Drunk
-Fucked up
-Wasted
-Blacked out
-Dead
-Shmagedingaled
After being dead there is a slight chance to beat it and survive. This is an art of getting shmagedingaled that only so few have perfected. To do so you have to outdrink death and the new plane of existence will open up to you and you will be officially shmagedingaled. Knowledge of the Universe will be clear to you and you will know all the answer to every question ever asked. Some even claim you will be able to understand women. But all this will be gone in an hour or so and all that was learned will be forgotten. Slowly descending into lower level of drunkness will leave you hangovered, sad and depressed but feeling of accomplishment will be there too. This is a secret of getting shmagedingaled.
-“Lets get shmagedingaled tonight!“
-“Nah man, I dont wanna die just yet!“

“I got so shmagedingaled last night, man. I was good after taking 10 jello shots, finishing half a keg of Heineken, 2 shots of Blue Curacao, 2 shots of Svedka, 3 shots of Smirnoff and 2 shots of moonshine but that full glass of Tequila just killed me!“
by Xrimbi January 22, 2014
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smaded

damm i was smaded last night never been smashed and faded at the same time thats whats up
by thizzle sahota November 18, 2011
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Shaded Citadel

Horror games in a nutshell, there's dark creepy rooms, SPIDERS, and the total lack of anything that's not monstrous.
wait you have spider phobia? too bad, you should just put down your game and never play it again, or let someone else play it for you
by someone else thats not u January 12, 2021
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pre-shaded

1.) Man im hungry!
2.) Here bro have a sandwhich.
1.) Pre-shaded my guy.
by yesnonoyesyesno November 22, 2019
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50 Shaded

The act of being completely dominated by somebody. Comes from the book "50 Shades of Grey" by E.L. James and the film adaptation of that book directed by Sam Taylor-Johnson.
He was owning noobs left and right getting a massive kill streak until he got 50 Shaded over and over again by this new dude that connected to the server.
by rgomezer March 7, 2015
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