Shnud 

A mix between a choad and chewbacca

Ahhh! I just got tukeyed by a shnud!

Shnud by KhanusMcgee September 10, 2009

SHNUD 

An person, place, thing, anything, that nutted, nutted meaning: to bounce or fly out of.
Shit that nutted.

Bruh that’s a SHNUD

SHNUD by akuma.mp3 June 15, 2021

Shnud

1. A person who hears or listens to bullshit and adds even more bullshit with the thoughts of being right to do so. Usually having terrible excuses to justify their obviously wrong actions. You’ll probably see a racist act like this.

2. A lack of accountability and pretending you don’t do anything wrong.

3. Except for blaming THE PERSON for acting outrageously, they blame something else ENTIRELY unrelated. They also can’t stand being told they’re wrong.

4: Another fancy word for “Hypocrite”

Ex: “Oh my gosh, that angry guy just broke somebody’s window, since he can do it, I can too!”

Ex(2): “My race is civilized and doesn’t cause problems, it’s everyone else’s fault.”

Ex(3): “That guy is so crazy, this is how black people act.”

These are three common “Shnuds”.

Shnud by Allow Nothing April 20, 2026

Shnud

1. A person who hears or listens to bullshit and adds even more bullshit with the thoughts of being right to do so. Usually having terrible excuses to justify their obviously wrong actions. You’ll probably see a racist act like this.

2. A lack of accountability and pretending you don’t do anything wrong.

3. Except for blaming THE PERSON for acting outrageously, they blame something else ENTIRELY unrelated. They also can’t stand being told they’re wrong.

4: Another fancy word for “Hypocrite”

Ex: “Oh my gosh, that angry guy just broke somebody’s window, since he can do it, I can too!”

Ex(2): “My race is civilized and doesn’t cause problems, it’s everyone else’s fault.”

Ex(3): “That guy is so crazy, this is how black people act.”

These are three common “Shnuds”.

Shnud by Allow Nothing April 20, 2026

shaud 

A slang term for sex

Dude, I got shaud from this girl last night.

shaud by M000P August 2, 2017

Shaud 

Sexual intercourse

After three dates with the new girl I’m dating, I finally got Shaud

My wife came home with new lingerie so it looks like I’m going to get Shaud tonight

Shaud by AaronBludge August 21, 2023

Shaud Claus 

The adult version of Santa Claus. While Santa Claus brings the good boys and girls of the world presents, Shaud Claus brings the good men and women of the world Shaud, aka sexual intercourse, for Christmas

On Christmas Eve, my wife woke me up and asked if we could have sex. Shaud Claus was good to me this year!

Shaud Claus by AaronBludge August 22, 2023